Faux Pas: Man Gets Wife Something for Mother’s Day Even Though She’s Not His Mother
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Local man Jacob Masterson committed an embarrassing faux pas this morning when he gave his wife a…
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Remember when Miley Cyrus licking a hammer could cause a nationwide meltdown? Yeah, simpler times. Now at 32, the former…
Oh great, another director for the X-Men? 🙄 Prepare for more of the same, folks! 🍿🎬
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“Shadow Force”: More like “Shadow Farts,” am I right? 💨🎬😂
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Tips For Planning A Mother’s Day Brunch
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New Pope Spends First Day Undoing All Of Former Pope’s Executive Orders
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God Loses $400 Betting On Cardinal Tagle
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Bernie Sanders Unveils His New Gold-Encrusted ‘Beat The Oligarchy’ Dirigible
U.S. — In the latest step in his quest to lead working-class Americans to overthrow the elite billionaire ruling class,…
Bernie Sanders Unveils His New Gold-Encrusted ‘Beat The Oligarchy’ Dirigible
U.S. — In the latest step in his quest to lead working-class Americans to overthrow the elite billionaire ruling class,…