Squid Game Season 3: More Like Squid *Lame*, amirite
Released on Netflix on June 27th, ‘Squid Game’ Season 3, because apparently two seasons weren’t enough, represents the final *alleged*…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Closeted Pride Parade Takes Place In Garage
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Jeff Bezos’s Wedding 100% Funded By Your Wife’s Amazon Purchases
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28 Years Later: More Like 28 Years Wasted, Am I Right
Oh, honey, let’s talk about ’28 Years Later’ and its *totally* unpredictable ending that NO ONE saw coming. 🙄 If…
Owen Wilson’s Nose Dives Back Into the ‘Meet The Parents’ Dumpster Fire
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Jake Gyllenhaal Considers Endorsing Scrubs Commercial
**Oh, look, it’s Jake Gyllenhaal, still trying to be relevant! 🙄 Apparently, after failing to impress anyone with his “acting”…
Report: It Will Never Feel Right Seeing Dad In Backseat Of Car
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Massive Terrorist Sleeper Cell Discovered In Massachusetts
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