Nation Vies For Approval Of Cool Dog
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Trump Claims God Spared Him In Airplane Crash
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Saying it was only by divine intervention that he was still standing, President Donald Trump stated during a…
Man Who Forgot To Pray For Friend Hides Shame As Friend Thanks Him For His Prayers
TUPELO, MS — A local Christian man was forced to retreat to his home and cower in shame after he…
Rude: RFK Interrupts Political Grandstand
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump’s nominee for FBI Director came under instant criticism from members of the Senate Judiciary…
Cash-Strapped WeightWatchers Announces Butter Now Zero Points
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Babylon Bee Writers Get Nothing Done As Tulsi Gabbard Is On TV
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Only Have Franchise For You
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Bad Start: Kash Patel Shows Up To Senate Confirmation Hearing In ‘Female Body Inspector’ T-Shirt
WASHINGTON, D.C. — FBI Director nominee Kash Patel surprised and shocked Congress today by showing up for his confirmation hearing…
Nominee For Top Criminal Justice Position Interviewed By Nation’s Top Criminals
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an electrifying several hours on Capitol Hill, a nominee for the nation’s top criminal justice position…
Stain Sentimental
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