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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Rude: RFK Interrupts Political Grandstand
Babylon Bee

Rude: RFK Interrupts Political Grandstand

FinnJanuary 30, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump’s nominee for FBI Director came under instant criticism from members of the Senate Judiciary…

The Onion

Cash-Strapped WeightWatchers Announces Butter Now Zero Points

FinnJanuary 30, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionNEW YORK—In a desperate attempt to revive their floundering brand amid declining revenues, WeightWatchers officials announced Thursday that…

Babylon Bee Writers Get Nothing Done As Tulsi Gabbard Is On TV
Babylon Bee

Babylon Bee Writers Get Nothing Done As Tulsi Gabbard Is On TV

FinnJanuary 30, 2025

Editor’s note: We apologize for the delay in new content, we’ll be back with you just as soon as Tulsi…

The Onion

Only Have Franchise For You

FinnJanuary 30, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Only Have Franchise For You appeared first on The Onion.   FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and…

Bad Start: Kash Patel Shows Up To Senate Confirmation Hearing In ‘Female Body Inspector’ T-Shirt
Babylon Bee

Bad Start: Kash Patel Shows Up To Senate Confirmation Hearing In ‘Female Body Inspector’ T-Shirt

FinnJanuary 30, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — FBI Director nominee Kash Patel surprised and shocked Congress today by showing up for his confirmation hearing…

Nominee For Top Criminal Justice Position Interviewed By Nation’s Top Criminals
Babylon Bee

Nominee For Top Criminal Justice Position Interviewed By Nation’s Top Criminals

FinnJanuary 30, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an electrifying several hours on Capitol Hill, a nominee for the nation’s top criminal justice position…

The Onion

Stain Sentimental

FinnJanuary 30, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Stain Sentimental appeared first on The Onion.   FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of…

The Onion

Almond Winfrey-Springsteen Cast In ‘Unfrosted 3’

FinnJanuary 30, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—Confirming the rumors around the popular franchise were true, executive producers confirmed Monday they had cast Almond…

Elizabeth Warren Asks RFK Jr. How He Will Address Outbreak Of Smallpox From White Man’s Blankets
Babylon Bee

Elizabeth Warren Asks RFK Jr. How He Will Address Outbreak Of Smallpox From White Man’s Blankets

FinnJanuary 29, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a heated exchange during Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s confirmation hearing before the Senate Committee on Finance,…

Visitors Flock To Sniff Flower That Smells Like Rotting Corpse ready
The Onion

Visitors Flock To Sniff Flower That Smells Like Rotting Corpse ready

FinnJanuary 29, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionA very rare and very stinky plant, known commonly as the corpse flower, drew long lines at the…

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