Protesters Demand Government Waste
U.S. — Millions of people took to the streets over the weekend to demand more, not less, government waste. Read…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Shelly Greenfield and Patrick Chester
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WNBA Legend Retires With Six Career Points
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Trump Assures Pain From Tariffs Should Settle Down By His Third Term
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Man Gives Up Having Money In His 401k For Lent
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