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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

5 Things You NEED to Know on July 28th (Or the World Might Explode)
Elephant Reads CNN

5 Things You NEED to Know on July 28th (Or the World Might Explode)

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2025July 28, 2025

Well, folks, another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media to undermine our GREAT President Trump! First up, a…

Dow Jones Inches Toward ‘Record’ High After US-EU Trade Deal (Probably Won’t Last) | CNN Business
Elephant Reads CNN

Dow Jones Inches Toward ‘Record’ High After US-EU Trade Deal (Probably Won’t Last) | CNN Business

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2025July 28, 2025

Folks, the stock market is SOARING! Looks like our GREAT President Trump just keeps WINNING! The Dow is about to…

Europe and Trump Finally Agree on Something, World Still Ends Tomorrow
Elephant Reads CNN

Europe and Trump Finally Agree on Something, World Still Ends Tomorrow

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Another day, another win for President Trump! The Fake News CNN is trying to downplay it, but our fearless leader…

Cuomo’s Backstage Pass to City Hall: From Governor to Groundskeeper, One Power Grab at a Time
Elephant Reads CNN

Cuomo’s Backstage Pass to City Hall: From Governor to Groundskeeper, One Power Grab at a Time

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Ah, CNN, still pushing the liberal agenda even in 2025! Cuomo, the disgraced ex-governor, thinks he can win back New…

“Fantastic Flop? ‘First Steps’ Stumbles with $118 Million”
Elephant Reads CNN

“Fantastic Flop? ‘First Steps’ Stumbles with $118 Million”

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Another win for real American values! “The Fantastic Four: First Steps” CRUSHES the box office, proving that when you ditch…

GOP Lawmakers Throwing Shade Like Epstein’s Island Tan
Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Lawmakers Throwing Shade Like Epstein’s Island Tan

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Well, folks, the Fake News at CNN is at it again, trying to stir up drama and division among Republicans…

Oh great, another “most consequential week” according to CNN Business
Elephant Reads CNN

Oh great, another “most consequential week” according to CNN Business

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Well, well, well, looks like the liberal media at CNN is in a tizzy! They’re trying to scare you folks…

CNN Politics: You call this a political landscape? We call it a clown convention
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Politics: You call this a political landscape? We call it a clown convention

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Oh, the agony of these so-called “polls”! It’s like the liberal media is desperately trying to find something, anything, to…

Dork Does Dumb Stunt in a Dirigible- CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Dork Does Dumb Stunt in a Dirigible- CNN

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Another day, another puff piece from Fake News CNN, this time fawning over a glorified balloon! They call it the…

**Woof Times: Pawsitively Ruff Economy Forces Furry Friends into Foreclosure**
Elephant Reads CNN

**Woof Times: Pawsitively Ruff Economy Forces Furry Friends into Foreclosure**

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

The Liberal Media is at it again, folks! CNN is now blaming President Trump’s booming economy for people surrendering their…

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