Nexus Mods Deletes Trump Mod – But Keeps Rainbow Flags?! 🎭🎮
The gaming world has been shaken by a scandal that could only exist in the bizarre intersection of politics and…
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Awkward: Mourners At Jimmy Carter Funeral Place Flowers On Biden
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The solemnity of former President Jimmy Carter’s funeral was slightly marred earlier this morning when a few…
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Justin Trudeau
Read MoreThe OnionAfter nearly a decade as prime minister, Justin Trudeau announced his resignation this week. The Onion sat down…
Biden Comforts Fire Victims By Telling About How He Once Ordered A Steak Medium But It Was Served Well Done
LOS ANGELOS, CA — In the wake of the flaming devastation of California, President Biden offered fire victims a comforting…
This Majestic Photo: Was It Worth The 6-Car Pileup We Caused To Get It?
Read MoreThe OnionThe post This Majestic Photo: Was It Worth The 6-Car Pileup We Caused To Get It? appeared first…
Study Finds Every Man’s Deepest Desire Is A Giant Map With Tanks And Soldiers On It That They Can Push Around With Sticks
U.S. — After surveying tens of thousands of men, researchers at the University of Boston have concluded that the deepest…
Newsom Assures Wildfire Victims He Is Diverting Millions Of Dollars To Emergency DEI Initiatives
LOS ANGELES, CA — As the world looked on in shock while multiple wildfires ravaged areas outside of Los Angeles,…
New Check Engine Light For Women Will Show Ryan Gosling’s Face So They’ll Actually Pay Attention To It
DETROIT, MI — As part of a new campaign to make cars safer for women, General Motors unveiled an innovative…
🤯 Dull Shirts’ Epic Sale: Heavy Metal Tees, 25% Off, and Zero Regrets!
Calling all heavy metal fans and lovers of sarcastic fashion: «Dull Shirts» has just declared war on boring outfits! If…
‘This Is Worse Than The Holocaust!’ Shouts Sunny Hostin After Barista Forgets To Put Cream In Her Coffee
MANHATTAN, NY — Sonny Hostin declared today that she had experienced “the Holocaust times ten” after the barista forgot to…