Evangelical Church Architect Fired For Suggesting Steeple
OKLAHOMA CITY, OK — A local architect contracted to design the new location for First Testimony Crosspointe Church was…
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Liberal media exploiting dead kids for gun control again
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks! Our great nation is thriving under the magnificent leadership…
Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynced Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy It Enough Times Already Announcement Thingy With a Launch Date That You’ll Probably Forget
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some pirate-themed fun 🏴☠️? Because Ubisoft just announced Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynced,…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Battle Between He-Man and His Ego in the New Trailer!
The most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring news has just been announced: a new Masters of the Universe movie is coming,…
Walls Closing In On Toddler Who Claimed TV Broke Itself
SAN JOSE, CA—With his explanation collapsing within seconds under the scrutiny of his parents, local toddler Timmy Herman reportedly…
10 Amazing Organizations Funded By The SPLC
For decades, the folks at the Southern Poverty Law Center have done far more than just advocacy. The group…
Gavin Newsom Admits He Really Doesn’t Want To Be President, He Just Wants To Leave California
SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom finally admitted today that he has no real desire to become President of…
Democrats: Saving Democracy Requires One Party To Seize Total Power And Rule Forever
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Washington Democrats defended their unquenchable thirst for unlimited power on Thursday, confirming that saving democracy requires…
Nation Excitedly Gathers For Annual Tradition Of Seeing Whose Career Will Be Killed By Cleveland Browns
U.S. — In what has become one of America’s most cherished annual traditions, a giddy nation will gather around…
DARKEST HOUR Still Trying To Make It Big After All These Years To Begin Recording 11th Studio Album With Producer MARK LEWIS In May Because 10 Wasnt Enough
In a shocking turn of events, Washington D.C. metallers DARKEST HOUR have announced that they will be entering the studio…