Uber launched a feature that allows both women riders and drivers across the U.S. to be exclusively matched with other women for trips, expanding a pilot program intended to address safety concerns. What do you think?
“Two chicks in the same car? That’s hot.”
Cory Maghes, Informant’s Apprentice
“I don’t get in strangers’ cars to feel safe.”
Vera Amato, Faucet Tightener
“Will the car be female too?”
Lance Weber, Cider Sweetener
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Uber launched a feature that allows both women riders and drivers across the U.S. to be exclusively matched with other women for trips, expanding a pilot program intended to address safety concerns. What do you think?
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