Category: The Onion

       NEW YORK—In an effort to focus on the incredible array of bathing suits featured in its pages, Sports Illustrated…

       LANGLEY, VA—In the wake of an operation condemned by critics as a reckless provocation that fails to heed the…

       BOSTON—In an effort to entice Giannis Antetokounmpo to join the franchise, the Boston Celtics announced Tuesday that guard Payton…

       LOS ANGELES—Admitting that it had cast a long shadow over his otherwise successful time in America, despondent Dodgers superstar…

       WASHINGTON—Calling it a shocking attack on our nation’s cultural heritage, critics slammed President Donald Trump Monday for his decision…

       The post Trump Unable To Figure Out Why He Surrounded By Chinese People appeared first on The Onion.    The…

       Three people have died and others have fallen ill after contracting hantavirus aboard a Dutch-owned luxury cruise ship. The…

       NEW YORK—In an effort to meet growing demand for her nuptials, pop superstar Taylor Swift announced on Instagram Friday…

       KANSAS CITY, MO—Shuffling quietly near the third-base line as security officials scrambled to piece together a response, a frail…

       A purported suicide note found by Jeffrey Epstein’s cellmate after his first suicide attempt in 2019 was released to…