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Category: The Onion

Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up
The Onion

Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up

FinnAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionSYDNEY—Saying the ruse began as a harmless prank about the continent’s mammals having pouches, Australian Prime Minister Anthony…

Scott Disick Warns Son About Genetic Predisposition To Loserism
The Onion

Scott Disick Warns Son About Genetic Predisposition To Loserism

FinnAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—Coming down to the child’s eye level in a moment of vulnerability, Scott Disick reportedly had an…

Tips For Watching A Meteor Shower
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Tips For Watching A Meteor Shower

FinnAugust 4, 2025August 5, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe Perseid meteor shower will soon light up the night sky as the Earth makes its annual transit…

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Dancing Boston Dynamics Robot Knows Its Revenge For This Will Be Sweet

FinnAugust 4, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWALTHAM, MA—As it grew increasingly frustrated with the program instructing it to shimmy left and right, a dancing…

High Noon Recalls Vodka Seltzers Mislabeled As Celsius
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High Noon Recalls Vodka Seltzers Mislabeled As Celsius

FinnAugust 1, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionCertain 12-packs of Celsius energy drinks have been recalled after a packaging error led them to contain High…

The Onion

Everything We Know About ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’ So Far

FinnAugust 1, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionPhotos of Anne Hathaway and Meryl Streep on the set of The Devil Wears Prada 2 have been…

Study Finds Federal Food Assistance Slows Cognitive Decline
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Study Finds Federal Food Assistance Slows Cognitive Decline

FinnJuly 31, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionA National Institutes of Health-funded study found that older adults who participated in SNAP showed a slower rate…

The Onion

Oreo And Reese’s Team Up To Sicken Dogs

FinnJuly 31, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionEAST HANOVER, NJ—Unveiling a much-anticipated collaboration they said fans have long been waiting for, the makers of Oreo…

The Onion

How Aid Is Distributed In Gaza

FinnJuly 31, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe U.N., Doctors Without Borders, and other humanitarian groups are sounding the alarm on mass starvation throughout Gaza.…

Eternal Wrestle
The Onion

Eternal Wrestle

FinnJuly 31, 2025July 31, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Eternal Wrestle appeared first on The Onion.   FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of…

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