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Category: The Onion

What To Know About Season 2 Of ‘The Pitt’
The Onion

What To Know About Season 2 Of ‘The Pitt’

FinnJanuary 16, 2026

       Medical drama The Pitt, which won five Emmys and two Golden Globes in its first season, is back for…

Dilbert Creator Dies
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Dilbert Creator Dies

FinnJanuary 15, 2026

       Scott Adams, the creator of the popular comic strip Dilbert has died at 68, having drawn criticism after veering…

Pundits Praise Strength, Dexterity Required For Trump To Successfully Lift Middle Finger
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Pundits Praise Strength, Dexterity Required For Trump To Successfully Lift Middle Finger

FinnJanuary 15, 2026

       NEW YORK—Lauding the commander-in-chief’s response to being heckled at a Ford plant as a stunning physical feat, pundits from…

Elon Musk Files For Full Custody Of All U.S. Children
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Elon Musk Files For Full Custody Of All U.S. Children

FinnJanuary 15, 2026

       STARBASE, TX—Claiming that his relationship with the nation’s adults had been ‘irreparably’ damaged by their recent comments in support of…

Political Profile: Gregory Bovino
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Political Profile: Gregory Bovino

FinnJanuary 15, 2026

       Gregory Bovino is “commander at large” of the U.S. Border Patrol’s mass deportation efforts. The Onion takes a look…

Melania Trump Casts Longtime Aide Into Well Of Gloom
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Melania Trump Casts Longtime Aide Into Well Of Gloom

FinnJanuary 15, 2026

       WASHINGTON—In an abrupt termination that surprised many White House observers and raised questions about the fate of her remaining…

Spencer Pratt Announces Run For L.A. Mayor
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Spencer Pratt Announces Run For L.A. Mayor

FinnJanuary 14, 2026

       Reality television personality Spencer Pratt announced a longshot bid for Los Angeles mayor, with The Hills star vowing to…

God Admits Imitation Crab Tastes Just As Good
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God Admits Imitation Crab Tastes Just As Good

FinnJanuary 14, 2026

       THE HEAVENS—Praising the man-made food item as “on par with the real thing,” God Almighty, Our Lord and Heavenly…

Hospital Accused Of Faking Cancer Wing For Attention
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Hospital Accused Of Faking Cancer Wing For Attention

FinnJanuary 13, 2026

       The post Hospital Accused Of Faking Cancer Wing For Attention appeared first on The Onion.    The post Hospital Accused…

GOP Adds ‘ICE Kills Everyone’ Pillar To 2026 Platform
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GOP Adds ‘ICE Kills Everyone’ Pillar To 2026 Platform

FinnJanuary 13, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Adopting a new set of national policy positions ahead of this year’s midterms, top GOP leaders released an updated…

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