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New Death With Indignity Law Lets Terminally Ill Be Crushed By Falling Vending Machines

    Read MoreThe OnionBOISE, ID—In what is being hailed as a victory for advocates of the right to end one’s life in total humiliation, the Idaho Legislature passed a new death with indignity law Thursday that will allow the terminally ill to be crushed by falling vending machines. “Across our state, people dying of incurable diseases will now
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