Category: The Onion

    Read MoreThe OnionCritics like RFK Jr. and health-conscious social media influencers often claim seed oils like canola, soybean, and safflower…

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post I’d Lather Not appeared first on The Onion.   FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor…

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Suddenly appearing at the lectern after emerging from a hole in the floor, a limbless, slippery Robert F.…

    Read MoreThe OnionTUCSON, AZ—In a move that has earned praise from women’s rights advocates, local business Leiderman Insurance reportedly unveiled…

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Establishing new federal guidelines for disease prevention as he moves to restrict public access to a number of…

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—In a move that ignited numerous media firestorms expected to last for several news cycles, the GOP provided…

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    Read MoreThe OnionA man was arrested in Atlanta for allegedly stealing hard drives containing Beyoncé’s unreleased music and other tour-materials,…

    Read MoreThe OnionBenjamin Yates passed away tragically at age 53, leaving a gaping hole in his local community and torso.…

    Read MoreThe OnionFox News host Brian Kilmeade apologized for saying that mentally ill homeless people should be subject to “involuntary…