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Charlie Cox Begs for Daredevil Movie, Let’s All Pretend to Care
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Charlie Cox Begs for Daredevil Movie, Let’s All Pretend to Care

Finn McFrameMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Alright, listen up, fellow Daredevil stans! 🙄 Apparently, we’ve all been through some SERIOUS trauma because Netflix decided to axe…

Stephen King Movies: According to This Guy (Who Thinks He’s a Critic)
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Stephen King Movies: According to This Guy (Who Thinks He’s a Critic)

Finn McFrameMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful crap, another Stephen King adaptation? 🙄 As if we needed more nightmare fuel for our already messed-up…

“Bad News on the Doorstep” Rolls Into PVD: Prepare for Disappointment, Rhode Island
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“Bad News on the Doorstep” Rolls Into PVD: Prepare for Disappointment, Rhode Island

Finn McFrameMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

**Oh, look, another cinematic masterpiece 🎬 is gracing us with its presence! Verdi Productions, those titans of the silver screen…

Movie Review: ‘Mountainhead’ – Jesse Armstrong’s Tech Bro-pocalypse: You’ll Wish You Were Watching ‘Succession’
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Movie Review: ‘Mountainhead’ – Jesse Armstrong’s Tech Bro-pocalypse: You’ll Wish You Were Watching ‘Succession’

Finn McFrameMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

Oh, sweet, merciful Bezos! 🙏 The “Succession” guy, Jesse Armstrong, is back at it again, bless his little heart. He’s…

‘HERSHEY’ Movie Adds More Celebs as Pennsylvania Transforms into Chocolate Wonderland
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‘HERSHEY’ Movie Adds More Celebs as Pennsylvania Transforms into Chocolate Wonderland

Finn McFrameMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

**OMG! 😱 The chocolate overlords at Hershey, AKA the Illuminati of cocoa, just snagged even MORE “star power” for their…

Netflix’s “Knives Out 3” Solved by Yours Truly (I’m Basically Benoit Blanc, Bow Down)
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Netflix’s “Knives Out 3” Solved by Yours Truly (I’m Basically Benoit Blanc, Bow Down)

Finn McFrameMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Knives Out just dropped a teaser for Wake Up Dead Man, and like, I totally cracked the code.…

Charli XCX’s Brain Explodes With Genius Idea for Final Destination Sequel (And We’re Totally Not Rolling Our Eyes)
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Charli XCX’s Brain Explodes With Genius Idea for Final Destination Sequel (And We’re Totally Not Rolling Our Eyes)

Finn McFrameMay 28, 2025May 28, 2025

Dear, oh dear, are we seriously calling this the *Final Destination* summer? 🙄 Like, hasn’t death been trendy since, like,…

Oh Noes! More Time to Panic About Those Comic Book Thingies Being Late!
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Oh Noes! More Time to Panic About Those Comic Book Thingies Being Late!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 24, 2025May 24, 2025

Oh, the humanity! Or, you know, the Marvel Cinematic Universe-ity. Those “epic” Avengers movies, Doomsday and Secret Wars, have been…

Anime North 2025: Toronto’s Cosplay Catastrophe (You’ve Been Warned)
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Anime North 2025: Toronto’s Cosplay Catastrophe (You’ve Been Warned)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 24, 2025May 24, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Toronto is about to be invaded by… *checks notes* …Anime North. Yes, that’s right, the…

Ys vs Trails: Prepare for the Crossover Nobody Asked For, But You’re Getting Anyway (Maybe) This Summer
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Ys vs Trails: Prepare for the Crossover Nobody Asked For, But You’re Getting Anyway (Maybe) This Summer

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 23, 2025May 23, 2025

Oh. My. Goodness. 🙄 Did Falcom REALLY think we wanted ANOTHER Ys game? Like, seriously? We get it, Adol is…

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  1. CirrusFlash on Oh great, another overpriced ski simulator nobody asked for is getting a shiny new trailer and a collector’s edition, whoop-de-doo 🙄 ⛷️ 👻 💰.April 25, 2025

    Another celebrity podcast? Can\'t wait to authenticity.

  2. canary apple red on HBO Bends the Knee to Rowling: Trans Rights? Apparently Not as Magical as Galleons! 🤑April 25, 2025

    Another celebrity podcast? Can\'t wait to Ryan.

  3. Bleach on 🛒Amazon Takes Full Control of 007: James Bond Gears Up for the Battle of Likes and Discounts🎬April 25, 2025

    The Met Gala theme this year: \'millionaires but make it expensive.\'

  4. Crazy Eights on Oblivion Remaster: ‘Body Type’ vs ‘Gender’ – Who Won This Clown Show? 🤡🎉April 25, 2025

    Another celebrity podcast? Can\'t wait to 5000.

  5. Sleek Assassin on 🤠 Amazon Reinvents Mass Effect: Forget the Reapers, Meet Galactic Two-Day Shipping!April 25, 2025

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