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Jessica Jones is BACK in Daredevil: Born Again Season 2, Just What We Needed
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Jessica Jones is BACK in Daredevil: Born Again Season 2, Just What We Needed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

OMG! 😱 It’s happening! Krysten Ritter, AKA Jessica Jones, AKA the only reason anyone watched those gritty Netflix Marvel shows,…

Jackbox Party Pack 11 Dares to Release “Suspectives,” a Game We’re Already Side-Eyeing πŸ‘€
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Jackbox Party Pack 11 Dares to Release “Suspectives,” a Game We’re Already Side-Eyeing πŸ‘€

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. πŸ™„ Jackbox, those corporate overlords, have dared to grace us with *another* party pack! As if we…

“Another Simple Favor”: Or, How Blake Lively Robbed Me of Two Hours I’ll Never Get Back πŸ™„πŸŽ¬
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“Another Simple Favor”: Or, How Blake Lively Robbed Me of Two Hours I’ll Never Get Back πŸ™„πŸŽ¬

FinnMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

So, ‘Another Simple Favor’ got a whopping 7 out of 10 stars, huh? πŸ™„ Must be a slow news day.…

Oh, Canada, eh? πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Prepare for the earth-shattering, life-altering, probably-the-same-stuff-as-every-other-month content bomb dropping on Disney+ in May 2025! 🍿😴
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Oh, Canada, eh? πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Prepare for the earth-shattering, life-altering, probably-the-same-stuff-as-every-other-month content bomb dropping on Disney+ in May 2025! 🍿😴

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 26, 2025April 26, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Disney+ Canada is blessing us with *more* content in May 2025. Yes, MORE. As if…

🀘 Total Metal Meltdown: As I Lay Dying Guitarist Ditches Band After Tim’s Latest Shenanigans!
🧨 Can Tim Lambesis Keep a Band Together? As I Lay Dying Loses Yet Another Guitarist! 🧨
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🀘 Total Metal Meltdown: As I Lay Dying Guitarist Ditches Band After Tim’s Latest Shenanigans!

FinnOctober 31, 2024October 31, 2024

As I Lay Dying guitarist Phil Sgrosso has finally hit his limit and made his exit from the beleaguered metal…

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