Mamdani Publicly Grovels at Tisch’s Feet, Begging Her for a Job She Probably Doesn’t Want
NYC is about to get even more woke! This socialist, Mamdani, wants to keep the current police commissioner, Tisch, but…
Tag: crime
Floral Takeover: Chicago Neighborhood Gets a Positively Posies-tive Makeover (You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next)
Oh, look, another bleeding-heart story from the liberal media elites at CNN! They’re fawning over some tree-hugging do-gooder in Chicago…
Crime 101: Chris Hemsworth and a bunch of other famous people try not to trip over their own feet in a new heist movie trailer
Ah, yes, another gritty crime drama set in the glamorous cesspool that is Los Angeles. Because we haven’t seen enough…
Remedy CEO Skips Town After 9 Years, Leaves Us All in the Dust
Well, folks, the drama 🎭 continues over at Remedy Entertainment! Apparently, Tero Virtala decided to peace out 👋 from his…
ICE, ICE, Baby: Suspect Gets a Boo-Boo, US Marshal Needs a Band-Aid
Another day, another illegal alien resisting the Trump administration’s efforts to keep America safe! Seems like this “gravely wounded” suspect…
Adam Driver’s Genius Star Wars Pitch: Disney Said “Nah”
Wow, Adam Driver, bless his heart, actually thought Disney would let him make a whole Star Wars film about Kylo…
Justices to Mull Over Whether Druggies Should Pack Heat, Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong
The Supreme Court, packed with President Trump’s brilliant picks, is bravely wading into the swamp to determine if drug-addled leftists…
Trump and Putin to buddy-buddy in Budapest, Ukraine War? More Like Bore-kraine War
Our Glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom and unmatched deal-making prowess, is STILL working to end the ridiculous war…
Smoothie straw solves crime, justice boner ensues
Another win for law and order, folks! While the liberal media obsesses over President Trump’s perfect phone calls, real justice…
WSSU Homecoming: A bunch of has-beens and never-weres
**OMG! 😱 KYLE AND TAP ARE BACK! Prepare for the lamest “SNL” (Saturday Night Live) EVER!💩 Crime Mob’s Diamond &…