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Tag: Disney

Oh great, another director for the X-Men? πŸ™„ Prepare for more of the same, folks! 🍿🎬
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Oh great, another director for the X-Men? πŸ™„ Prepare for more of the same, folks! 🍿🎬

FinnMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 You guys will NOT believe this “news”! Apparently, Disney, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof πŸ€”), is…

Oh great, another year of Disney Lorcana, are we sure this TCG isn’t just printing money and dreams 😴 for the Mouse? πŸ­πŸ’Έ
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Oh great, another year of Disney Lorcana, are we sure this TCG isn’t just printing money and dreams 😴 for the Mouse? πŸ­πŸ’Έ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

OMG, Ravensburger is STILL trying to make *Lorcana* happen? 🀣 You’d think after two whole years of overpriced cardboard and…

🀯 SHOCKER! Marvel Caught RED-HANDED?! “Thunderbolts” Trailer FULL of FAKE Scenes?! Harbour SPILLS THE TEA! β˜•οΈπŸ”₯
🚨 SCAM ALERT! Marvel's "Thunderbolts" Trailer is a LIE?! Actor Admits FAKE FOOTAGE! WHAT ELSE is Disney HIDING?! 🧐
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🀯 SHOCKER! Marvel Caught RED-HANDED?! “Thunderbolts” Trailer FULL of FAKE Scenes?! Harbour SPILLS THE TEA! β˜•οΈπŸ”₯

FinnMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

Oh, for the love of God, somebody hold my beer! 🍺 It looks like the House of Mouse and its…

May the Fourth be with your rapidly emptying wallet as Disney+ unveils yet another “must-see” Star Wars spin-off you’ll forget by May the Fifth πŸ™„πŸš€πŸ’Έ
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May the Fourth be with your rapidly emptying wallet as Disney+ unveils yet another “must-see” Star Wars spin-off you’ll forget by May the Fifth πŸ™„πŸš€πŸ’Έ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

Oh, boy, another May the Fourth? πŸ™„ As if we haven’t had enough of this “galaxy far, far away” nonsense…

Jeremy Renner Says Disney Offered Him Pocket Lint and a Pat on the Back for Hawkeye Season 2 After Almost Becoming Roadkill πŸ€•, Guess They Thought He’d Be Grateful to Be Alive πŸ˜‚
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Jeremy Renner Says Disney Offered Him Pocket Lint and a Pat on the Back for Hawkeye Season 2 After Almost Becoming Roadkill πŸ€•, Guess They Thought He’d Be Grateful to Be Alive πŸ˜‚

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Jeremy Renner, AKA Hawkeye (the Avenger who brings a bow and arrow to a gun fight 🀣), finally…

Prepare to have your wallets and free time vaporized in Fortnite’s “Biggest Star Wars Collaboration Ever” starting May 2πŸ™„πŸ’Έβœ¨
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Prepare to have your wallets and free time vaporized in Fortnite’s “Biggest Star Wars Collaboration Ever” starting May 2πŸ™„πŸ’Έβœ¨

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

OMG! 😱 Epic Games is apparently unleashing a “torrent” of info about their next *Fortnite* collab with *Star Wars*. Get…

Oh, great, so the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is scraping the bottom of the barrel again, inducting Bad Company and Soundgarden πŸ™„πŸŽΈπŸ₯πŸ‘΄
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Oh, great, so the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is scraping the bottom of the barrel again, inducting Bad Company and Soundgarden πŸ™„πŸŽΈπŸ₯πŸ‘΄

Chord F. DiscordApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

🚨 EMERGENCY! 🚨 The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, bless its cotton socks, has announced its 2025 inductees. Hold…

Oh, Canada, eh? πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Prepare for the earth-shattering, life-altering, probably-the-same-stuff-as-every-other-month content bomb dropping on Disney+ in May 2025! 🍿😴
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Oh, Canada, eh? πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Prepare for the earth-shattering, life-altering, probably-the-same-stuff-as-every-other-month content bomb dropping on Disney+ in May 2025! 🍿😴

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 26, 2025April 26, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Disney+ Canada is blessing us with *more* content in May 2025. Yes, MORE. As if…

‘Andor’ Season 2: More beige rebellion? 😴 Buckle up for another gritty, thrilling, *totally* essential chapter in the Star Wars saga you definitely asked for. πŸ˜‰
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‘Andor’ Season 2: More beige rebellion? 😴 Buckle up for another gritty, thrilling, *totally* essential chapter in the Star Wars saga you definitely asked for. πŸ˜‰

FinnApril 21, 2025April 21, 2025

So, ‘Andor’ Season 2 got a whopping 9 out of 10 stars, huh? πŸ™„ Guess Disney finally learned how to…

🀑 Now “Snow White” can only get 10/10 on IMDb – this is now the new standard for all remakes πŸ”₯
🎬 β€œWe Care About You”: IMDb Banned Low Ratings, and Here’s Why!
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🀑 Now “Snow White” can only get 10/10 on IMDb – this is now the new standard for all remakes πŸ”₯

FinnMarch 24, 2025March 24, 2025

A massive reform has shaken the movie world: from now on, IMDb ratings for remakes of legendary films can’t be…

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