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Infusion Live: Prepare to Have Your Eardrums Infused (With Mediocrity)
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Infusion Live: Prepare to Have Your Eardrums Infused (With Mediocrity)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 13, 2025

**OHIO, get ready to be swept off your feet!🤣 INFUSION Music Band is hitting Supreme Arena, 9525 OH-161 Plain City…

Juneteenth: Eat, Pray, BBQ
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Juneteenth: Eat, Pray, BBQ

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “Bigger and Blacker” Juneteenth Black Food Truck Festival is coming! 🎉 Architect of Black Space is BACK! 🤣…

Dying Light: Beast Mode—Run, Punch, Puke, Repeat
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Dying Light: Beast Mode—Run, Punch, Puke, Repeat

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Oh boy, another Dying Light game! 🙄 Because we totally needed more zombies, am I right? The Dying Light franchise…

Jan 6th Memorial: Because Forgetting Traumatic Events Is For Losers
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Jan 6th Memorial: Because Forgetting Traumatic Events Is For Losers

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Another day, another example of the radical left’s intolerance! Rand Paul, a true patriot, disinvited from the White House picnic?…

Casa de Vino 57 Throws a Wine Tasting Rave Under a Ball of Cheese
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Casa de Vino 57 Throws a Wine Tasting Rave Under a Ball of Cheese

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

**Wine tasting at Casa de Vino 57?🍷 More like Casa de Bore-o!🗓️ Full Moon Wine Tasting, tickets available!💰 Refund? Only…

Indian Food Festival & Expo: Prepare for a Spicy Colonoscopy
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Indian Food Festival & Expo: Prepare for a Spicy Colonoscopy

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 The Indian Food Festival & Expo (IFFE) is hitting New Jersey Convention and Exposition Center, 97 Sunfield Avenue…

Shaan’s Infinity Tour: Houston, We Have a Problem
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Shaan’s Infinity Tour: Houston, We Have a Problem

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

✨Prepare for Shaan! ✨ Prepare for a night of melodies that will pierce your soul! Prepare for heartfelt ballads! Prepare…

**Gurnee’s Gonna Be Crawling with Scaled Freaks**
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**Gurnee’s Gonna Be Crawling with Scaled Freaks**

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the Ultimate Reptile Show in Round Lake Beach, IL (GURNEE AREA!)! 🦎** Tickets are non-refundable, because…

Doll Day: The Stuff of Nightmares
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Doll Day: The Stuff of Nightmares

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

**🧸✨ Run, don’t walk, to the All-Inclusive Doll & Collectibles Show! ✨🧸 Prepare for antique, vintage, and modern dolls, bears,…

Elvis is Dead, But This Guy Isn’t, and He’s Got a Ukulele
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Elvis is Dead, But This Guy Isn’t, and He’s Got a Ukulele

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

🎤 OMG! A “high-energy” Elvis impersonator? 🤣 19-year-old Sebastian Garland is gracing The Villages after his “sold-out” debut at Old…

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