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TikTok’s New Owners: A Bunch of Billionaires and a Guy Who Yells at Clouds
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TikTok’s New Owners: A Bunch of Billionaires and a Guy Who Yells at Clouds

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Of course, President Trump is saving America from the clutches of TikTok and the Chinese Communist Party! It’s about time…

MUDVAYNE Plays Youngstown, Ohio: Prepare for 25 Years of L.D. 50 (as if you care) in Summer 2025
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MUDVAYNE Plays Youngstown, Ohio: Prepare for 25 Years of L.D. 50 (as if you care) in Summer 2025

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Oh. My. Glob. πŸ™„ Someone actually filmed MUDVAYNE’s entire September 17 gig at the Covelli Centre in Youngstown, Ohio. You…

Joe Lynn Turner to Judge Russia’s ‘Intervision 2025’: Because Eurovision Wasn’t Bad Enough
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Joe Lynn Turner to Judge Russia’s ‘Intervision 2025’: Because Eurovision Wasn’t Bad Enough

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Folks, hold onto your wigs πŸ‘©β€πŸ¦°! The legendary (or not-so-much, depending on your tolerance for questionable life choices) Joe Lynn…

Ozzy’s ‘Last Chapter’? More Like ‘Last Gasp’ on BBC in October
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Ozzy’s ‘Last Chapter’? More Like ‘Last Gasp’ on BBC in October

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

OMG! Ozzy Osbourne, that decrepit geezer who somehow managed to make a career out of mumbling and biting batsπŸ¦‡, apparently…

CNN’s brave attempt to fact-check Trump (again!), while Starmer probably wished he was anywhere else
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN’s brave attempt to fact-check Trump (again!), while Starmer probably wished he was anywhere else

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Fake News CNN at it Again! Our beloved President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, speaks truth to power, and what…

Carpenter’s Kid: Cage Rage, Twiggy Terror, and Biblical B-Movie Mayhem
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Carpenter’s Kid: Cage Rage, Twiggy Terror, and Biblical B-Movie Mayhem

FinnSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

OMG! 😱 They actually greenlit this?! The Carpenter’s Son is allegedly a “horror” film (we’ll see about that πŸ™„) brought…

BIOHAZARD Dropping Another Banger Called ‘Death Of Me’ From Their Super Original Album ‘Divided We Fall’
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BIOHAZARD Dropping Another Banger Called ‘Death Of Me’ From Their Super Original Album ‘Divided We Fall’

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Okay, so, like, BIOHAZARD, those dudes who peaked when dial-up was still a thing, dropped a “visualizer” for their new…

Ozzy’s New Doc: Prepare for Absolutely Zero Escape (You’ve Been Warned)
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Ozzy’s New Doc: Prepare for Absolutely Zero Escape (You’ve Been Warned)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Paramount+, in its infinite wisdom, is gracing us with a documentary about Ozzy Osbourne, because apparently, we haven’t suffered enough.πŸ’©…

Tomas Lindberg of AT THE GATES Kicks the Bucket at the Ancient Age of 52
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Tomas Lindberg of AT THE GATES Kicks the Bucket at the Ancient Age of 52

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Tomas “Tompa” Lindberg, the legendary screamer🎀 for Swedish melodic death metal pioneers AT THE GATES, has, like, totally shuffled off…

DEICIDE Hires Some Dude From EXMORTUS, World Shrugs
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DEICIDE Hires Some Dude From EXMORTUS, World Shrugs

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Ah, DEICIDE, those Floridian death metal legends πŸ‘΄ who’ve been churning out the same album for, like, 30 years. They’ve…

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