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‘Jane Austen Ruined My Life’ Flick: Netflix or Prime? Don’t Bother
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‘Jane Austen Ruined My Life’ Flick: Netflix or Prime? Don’t Bother

Finn McFrameMay 31, 2025May 30, 2025

France is desperately clinging to relevancy with Jane Austen Wrecked My Life—aka Jane Austen a gâché ma vie, because apparently,…

Kronos at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)
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Kronos at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2025

Brutal Death Metal from France!

Ubisoft Toronto Accidentally Unlocks Its Doors, Celebrates 15 Years of… Something
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Ubisoft Toronto Accidentally Unlocks Its Doors, Celebrates 15 Years of… Something

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

Ah, Ubisoft Toronto, bless their hearts. 🙄 They’re opening their doors for Doors Open Toronto to celebrate… wait for it……

Fractal Universe in Greensboro, NC (04/29/2025)
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Fractal Universe in Greensboro, NC (04/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

Progressive/Technical Death Metal from France!

[LONG]: Fractal Universe in Greensboro, NC (04/29/2025)
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[LONG]: Fractal Universe in Greensboro, NC (04/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

Progressive/Technical Death Metal from France!

⚡ Woke Musketeers? Dumas’ Ghost Appears and Demands Vengeance! 👻🎭
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⚡ Woke Musketeers? Dumas’ Ghost Appears and Demands Vengeance! 👻🎭

Finn McFrameFebruary 4, 2025February 4, 2025

Parisian cinema-goers were in for an unexpected historical event at the premiere of Houda Benyamina’s «All for One» (Toutes pour…

Ubisoft to Striking Employees: Stay Home and Diversify Medieval Japan! 🤡
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Ubisoft to Striking Employees: Stay Home and Diversify Medieval Japan! 🤡

Finn McFrameOctober 17, 2024October 17, 2024

In an epic display of 21st-century management genius, Ubisoft has cracked the code on how to «promote creativity and teamwork»…

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