Wo-Chien’t Believe It! Shiny Moldy Green Toilet Paper Pokémon Available Now!
Alright, listen up, you beautiful bunch of basement-dwelling Pokémon trainers! 😂 So, remember that Pokémon Presents in July 2025? Yeah,…
Tag: games
Texas-Sized Face Palm: How to Un-Standoff a Redistricting Fiesta
Another day, another Democrat freakout! These Texas Dems, bless their hearts, are running away to other states, whining about redistricting…
Tim Sweeney Throws a Hissy Fit Over Claims Mouse House Is Milking Fortnite Slower Than a Three-Legged Cow
Oh, no they didn’t! 😱 Looks like someone at The Wall Street Journal decided to stir the pot 🍲 by…
$10M Birkin Bag: Because Hurting Feelings Is Priceless
Another day, another story of leftist elites squandering fortunes while real Americans struggle. This Japanese collector, probably funded by Soros,…
Paramount+ Canada in August 2025: A Whole Lotta Nothing, Eh
Another month, another excuse for Paramount+ to flex its incredibly average library on us Canadians 🇨🇦. Get ready for August…
KILLER INN: Finally, A Game Where Your Friends Can REALLY Stab You In The Back
So, I peeked at KILLER INN because, you know, online murder mysteries are like, *so* my thing now. Detective games?…
Staten Island Ferry Hawks Celebrate Hispanic Heritage (Because They Have To)
OMG! 😱 Created for You Artists Market, Staten Island Puerto Rican Alliance, and Danny Doco Entertainment are throwing a HUGE…
Itch.io Backtracks Like a Drunk Snail, Unhides the Naughty Bits (But Still Keeps Your Wallet Safe)
Oh, the drama! 🍿 Our beloved indie game haven, Itch.io, decided to play hide-and-seek with the naughty bits last week,…
Batman Returns (and promptly leaves because who wants to see that again)
Oh, great, more Batman 🦇. As if we needed another reason to relive the glory days of the late ’80s…
Dead Reset Preview: A Time-Loop FMV Horror Game That Doesn’t Flinch (Because It’s Already Seen It All, Duh)
FMV horror? More like FML horror, amirite?🤣 Seriously though, FMV (Full Motion Video) games have always been the dumpster fire…