News Tower: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by its Launch Date!
Oh, look, another Early Access game FINALLY clawing its way out of the digital bargain bin 🗑️. Sparrow Night and…
Tag: games
Battlefield 6 Sells Like Hotcakes, Earns Enough Dough to Buy a Small Island, New Report (Probably) Claims
OMG! 😱😱😱 Battlefield 6, the game everyone said was gonna be a dumpster fire 🔥🗑️, is apparently selling like hotcakes…
2026 Canadian Game Awards Nominations: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!
🎉OMG! The Canadian Game Awards are BACK in 2026!🎉 Get ready for the most Canadian thing since maple syrup-flavored poutine!…
Octopath Traveler Minus One: The Prequel No One Asked For Introduces Beige Person and Exciting Ways to Arrange Rocks
Oh boy, here we go again! Octopath Traveler, the game that convinced everyone that blurry graphics were peak art, is…
Assassin’s Creed Shadows Leaks: Coming to Your Grandma’s Switch 2 This Christmas, Maybe
OMG! 🚨HOLD👏UP👏GAMERS!🚨 You thought Ubisoft was actually gonna be upfront about Assassin’s Creed Shadows on the Nintendo Switch 2? 😂Bless…
Dissidia Duellum: Final Fantasy Mobile? More Like Final Agony—Coming 2026 (lol)
OH. MY. GOD. 😱 Square Enix, those mad lads, they actually did it! After, like, a whole five years since…
CNN Predicts: Trump Solves Middle East (Again!), World Peace Imminent (Spoiler: Nah)
Another day, another HUGE win for President Trump! The so-called “Gaza ceasefire and hostage release deal” is just more proof…
Oak City Indie Games 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
**OMG! 🙄 Oak City Indie Games: a yearly event showcasing NC (and East Coast now? 🤷♀️) indie games. Let’s play…
Game-A-What-Now?? NYC’s “Largest” Dev Showcase (as if you care)
**🎮🔥 Game-A-Palooza – Fall 2025 🔥🎮. Play 60+ games 🕹️ before they flop! 🤣 Saturday, October 18, 2025, at Hana…
One-Punch Man Season 3: Still Punching Things (and Our Patience) on October 12, Now on More Streaming Services Than You Can Punch
OMG! 😱 They’re FINALLY blessing us with more Saitama! 👴🏻 After all these years of waiting, Disney+ (yes, really 🐭)…