OMG! D&D Just Won’t Stop Milking Those Old Monsters This August
OMG 😱! Ravensburger, the board game overlords, are back at it again, this time desecrating the sacred grounds of Dungeons…
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MindsEye Dev to Fire Over 100 Staff After Launching a Dud, Apparently
Oh, honey, did you hear? MindsEye, the game so bad it makes E.T. for the Atari look like Game of…
Peakaboo! This Climbing Game Climbed to 1 Million Copies Sold in Just Six Days!
OMG! Another indie game thinks it’s all that? 🙄 A Steam co-op climbing game called Peak – because originality is…
Phasmophobia’s Chronicle Update: We Played It So You Don’t Have To
Okay, so, like, I was *totally* over Phasmophobia, right? 🙄 I mean, yeah, the console launch was a *thing*, but…
VALORANT’s New Map Corrode: Prepare for Tactical Geniuses (or Just More People Yelling at You)
Oh, great, another map. 🙄 As if we needed more places to get headshot by 12-year-olds who somehow have the…
GeForce NOW Dumps All 4 Borderlands Games, Hope Your Bandwidth Can Handle It
Okay, so GeForce NOW, bless its little heart, has decided to grace us peasants with the entire mainline Borderlands saga.…
Oh great, more ‘Hunger Games’? As if we needed another one with Glenn Close and Billy Porter
Oh honey, hold onto your wigs! 💅 Glenn Close and Billy Porter, the icons we didn’t know we needed, are…
Valorant Masters Toronto 2025: We Predict Who’ll Choke in the Grand Finals
Okay, gamers, gather ’round, because the *real* action at Valorant Masters Toronto 2025 is about to go down (or not,…
Minecraft Experience: Oh No, Not the Villagers Again, Now Invading Ontario
Okay, so picture this: you’re at Square One in Mississauga, right? 🙄 Yeah, that bastion of high culture and sophisticated…
Palworld and Terraria Hook Up for Some Unholy Crossover, Prepare for the End Times
OMG! 🤯 You won’t BELIEVE what’s happening! Pocketpair, the geniuses behind the “totally original” game Palworld (definitely not Pokémon with…