Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 Drops a Trailer So Bad It’s Actually Hilarious
Okay, hold on to your hats, folks, because Blumhouse, those masterminds behind such cinematic triumphs as… well, some horror movies,…
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PlayStation Portal Gets Update: Now Slightly Less Useless
Oh boy, buckle up, buttercups! 🤩 Starting November 5th, the highly anticipated (by like, five people) PlayStation Portal is getting…
ONEXFLY APEX: A Crowdfunding Campaign for People With More Money Than Sense
Behold, the ONEXFLY Apex, ONEXPLAYER’s latest attempt to redefine “portable gaming” (and your bank account) 💰. Prepare to be amazed…
Nintendo’s Movie Rampage: Prepare for a Never-Ending Stream of Pixelated Blockbusters
Well, well, well, look who’s decided to grace the silver screen again! 🙄 Nintendo, bless their hearts, is apparently doubling…
Hot New Balatro Calendar Starring Ben Starr as Jimbo: Prepare to Have Your Mind Hilariously BLOWN!
Behold, mortals! After gracing our screens as the one and only Jimbo (yes, the mascot of Balatro, as if you…
Godzilla RPG: Finally, a TTRPG Where You Can Just Stomp Everything
IDW Games, those masterminds behind such *totally* unforgettable classics like… uh… well, they’re releasing a Godzilla Tabletop Roleplaying Game! 🙄…
The Last Caretaker Early Access Preview — Still Loading
Okay, so I stumbled upon The Last Caretaker, and let me tell you, I had *expectations*. Trailers had me thinking…
Fortnite: From Noob to Blockbuster—Prepare for a Tarantino-esque Beatdown
OMG! 😱 More “leaks” for Fortnite, because apparently Epic Games can’t keep a secret to save their digital lives. This…
Dragon Quest’s Yuji Horii Gets a Pat on the Back From Japan (Finally!)
So, like, this Yuji Horii dude? 👴 Apparently, he’s the FIRST EVER game designer in Japan 🇯🇵 to get some…
Lucca Comics & Games 2025: 280K Nerds Can’t Be Wrong (Probably)
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Lucca Comics & Games 2025 just wrapped up, and let me tell you, it was…