Judge Delays Epic vs Google Settlement: Demands Less Secrecy, More Shenanigans
Okay, gamers, gather ’round because this is HUGE! 🤩 Remember that time Epic Games and Google went at it like…
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Sam Rockwell’s Time-Traveling Antics in “Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die” – A Trailer So Bad, It’s Good?
Oh, look, another movie where someone claims to be from the future! 🙄 This time, some dude, probably wearing tin…
Crunchyroll Game Vault: 75 “Robust” Titles to Bore You to Tears in Year Two
Oh boy, Crunchyroll Game Vault is two years old! 🎉 That’s like, what, 14 in dog years? 🐶 And to…
‘Predator: Badlands’ Review: Yeah Right, Just Like Every Other ‘Predator’ Movie Ever
So, you’ve probably heard of “Predator,” right? If not, crawl out from under your rock and Google “original Predator design.”…
SOULFLY’s MAX CAVALERA: ‘Being a Young Band Sucks, Get a Real Job’
In a groundbreaking revelation that will surely send shockwaves through the metal community (or maybe just a mild tremor), former…
Microsoft Dumps Truckload of Monopoly Money in Dubai, Claims it’s a $15 Billion Investment
Oh, look, CNN is wetting its pants over AI in the UAE! More globalist garbage! Microsoft, Google, and NVIDIA –…
From American Dream to ‘Meh-rica’: How Trump’s Visa Drama Sent Students Running for the Border (and Other Countries)
Oh, the horror! It seems that fewer Indian students are flocking to our glorious American universities, all thanks to President…
Witness the Cinematic Chainsaw Symphony: Texas Chainsaw Massacre Docu-Blast on Glorious Blu-Ray
Lightbulb Film Distribution, those purveyors of cinematic… stuff… 💡, have bravely announced that a feature-length snooze-fest 😴 about, allegedly, one…
OFFICIAL LED ZEPPELIN DOCUMENTARY ‘BECOMING LED ZEPPELIN’ Nominated for an Award Because Apparently Critics Have Nothing Better to Do
Sony Pictures Classics’ “Becoming Led Zeppelin”, a film about a band formed approximately 147 years ago (give or take a…
The Smashing Pumpkins and Erewhon Team Up to make a $22 Smoothie for Terminally Online Goths
OMG! 🤣 THE SMASHING PUMPKINS, those elder statesmen of mope rock, have apparently crawled out of their crypt just in…