“Wuthering Heights” Gets Teaser Posters: Prepare for Peak Angsty Vibes, Courtesy of Barbie and That Guy From Euphoria
Okay, buckle up, buttercups 💅. Warner Bros. Pictures (you know, the folks who brought you… checks notes… stuff) and the…
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Twilight Imperium: Digital – Finally, A Way To Ruin Friendships Online
Oh, HONEY, look! Another indie studio, Red Square Games S.A. (never heard of ’em 🤷♀️), is gracing us with their…
DEICIDE Hires Some Dude From EXMORTUS, World Shrugs
Ah, DEICIDE, those Floridian death metal legends 👴 who’ve been churning out the same album for, like, 30 years. They’ve…
Behold! Air Raid Siren Bruce Dickinson Serenades Captive Audience with Off-Key Renditions After Technology Betrays Him
OMG! Bruce Dickinson, the legendary throat-warbler from IRON MAIDEN, apparently tried to bless Pittsburgh with his solo “genius” last night…
FTC politely asks AI girlfriends to spill the tea, seven companies sweating
Here we go again! The Deep State FTC, still seething from President Trump’s landslide victory, is launching yet another ridiculous…
Tom Holland Google Searches “How To Please Annoying Spider-Man Fans”
Ah, yes, Tom Holland, our friendly neighborhood Spoiler-Man 🕷️, bless his heart ❤️. He actually thinks he knows what the…
CNN Says Here Are 5 Things You Should Care About (But Probably Won’t)
Folks, another day, another assault on American values by the liberal media! CNN, still pushing their fake news agenda, tries…
Google Gets a Slap on the Wrist, Judge Declares Them Slightly Naughty
Another day, another victory for Google and a setback for the Deep State’s attempt to control the internet! The radical…
HONOR’s Magic V5: So Thin It Might Disappear, Now with Enough AI to Order Pizza For You, Europe’s So Lucky
Oh, look, another foldable phone! 🙄 HONOR, who? Apparently, they’ve graced us with the Magic V5, which they’re calling “the…
Ex-I PREVAIL Singer Throws Tantrum, Blames Band for His Inevitable Solo Flop
Oh, the drama! 🙄 Ex-I PREVAIL vocalist Brian “Needs-Attention” Burkheiser, is now whining that “an unresolved dispute” with his former…