“Fantastic Flop? ‘First Steps’ Stumbles with $118 Million”
Another win for real American values! “The Fantastic Four: First Steps” CRUSHES the box office, proving that when you ditch…
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Pluribus: Another Sci-Fi Show? Oh Great, Just What We Needed
Apple TV+, bless their cotton socks, 🙄 has decided to grace us with a “glimpse” (read: the bare minimum to…
“Primitive War: Dinos vs ‘Nam – Get Ready to Clutch Your Pearls, History Buffs”
Oh, SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, here we go again! 🤦♂️ Luke Sparke, the “visionary” behind such cinematic masterpieces as “Occupation…
GOP Lawmakers Throwing Shade Like Epstein’s Island Tan
Well, folks, the Fake News at CNN is at it again, trying to stir up drama and division among Republicans…
Stephen King’s “The Long Walk” Finally Gets a Trailer (Spoiler: They Walk)
OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 Lionsgate UK, bless their cotton socks, has announced that *THE LONG WALK* will be gracing the…
Brad Gillis of NIGHT RANGER Bows Down to His Dark Lord OZZY OSBOURNE: “He Made Me What I Am Today, A Guitar-Slinging Minion”
NIGHT RANGER, those purveyors of totally awesome 80s cheese 🧀, decided to “honor” Ozzy Osbourne on Saturday, July 26 at…
Oh great, another “most consequential week” according to CNN Business
Well, well, well, looks like the liberal media at CNN is in a tizzy! They’re trying to scare you folks…
CNN Politics: You call this a political landscape? We call it a clown convention
Oh, the agony of these so-called “polls”! It’s like the liberal media is desperately trying to find something, anything, to…
John Carpenter’s In The Mouth of Mildly Annoyed is Crawling to 4K
Do you read Sutter Cane? 📚 Asking for a friend… who may or may not be a Lovecraftian horror. Well,…
Dork Does Dumb Stunt in a Dirigible- CNN
Another day, another puff piece from Fake News CNN, this time fawning over a glorified balloon! They call it the…