Night of the Living Dead: A Cinematic Masterpiece or Just a Bunch of Pale Dudes Eating People?
**OMG! 🧟♂️ Night of the Living Dead (1968) + Corridor of Horror haunted maze!** See NOTLD on FILM like in…
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NY GOP Rep Has a Meltdown Over George Santos’ Oopsie-Daisy
Another day, another outrage from the Fake News CNN! They’re clutching their pearls over President Trump’s wise decision to commute…
Maryland Cake Day Massacre: Zoom Zoom, Then Doom Doom
Another day, another tragedy in a liberal-run state! A woman is dead and 13 injured after some maniac plowed through…
Marines Celebrate Birthday with Explosive Display of Affection, Accidentally Bombs California Highway
Another day, another attempt by the radical left to undermine our great military! It seems the liberal loons in California…
Nuke Watchdogs to Nap: Brace for Atomic Armageddon (Maybe)
Oh, the horror! The Libs are at it again, trying to defund our NUCLEAR STOCKPILE! As if we don’t have…
Boise’s “Creative” Dinner: Guaranteed to Bore (or Feed) You
**Creatives, get ready to mingle with complete strangers!**🤪 Sign up, and they’ll book the restaurant (location: Eventbrite placeholder📍). Dinners aren’t…
Limp Bizkit Bassist (lol) And Co-Founder (who cares?) SAM RIVERS (never heard of him) Dead At 48 (old fart)
Okay, so like, LIMP BIZKIT‘s bassist, Sam Rivers, apparently bit the dust at the ripe old age of 48. Guess…
W.A.S.P. Still Alive? See ‘Em in Oulu, Finland – Album ONE Alive! (Barely) Fall 2025 European Tour (Maybe Their Last!)’
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because W.A.S.P., those geriatric glam rockers who somehow haven’t kicked the bucket yet, graced Tullisali in…
Geoff Tate Milks ‘Operation: Mindcrime’ for All It’s Worth in Podunk Town No One’s Ever Heard Of, Promises It’s Really, Totally, Absolutely the Last Time (Until Next Year)
Good news, everyone! 🥳 That guy who used to sing for QUEENSRŸCHE (you know, before they got a *real* singer)…
Netflix Resurrects K-Pop Exorcists Karaoke Nightmare: Prepare to Cringe This Halloween
Alright, buckle up buttercups 💅 because Netflix is dragging KPop Demon Hunters Sing-Along out of the streaming graveyard and into…