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Tag: KISS

Ace Frehley’s Post-Show Autopsy: Still More Interesting Than His Solo Albums
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Ace Frehley’s Post-Show Autopsy: Still More Interesting Than His Solo Albums

Chord F. DiscordOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

According to TMZ, and who trusts them anyway 😂, original KISS guitarist Ace Frehley’s alleged demise is being “investigated” by…

VINNIE VINCENT Thinks ACE FREHLEY Had ‘Something’ – We’re Dying of Laughter
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VINNIE VINCENT Thinks ACE FREHLEY Had ‘Something’ – We’re Dying of Laughter

Chord F. DiscordOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

So, like, KISS guitarist Vinnie Vincent (you know, the dude who kinda looked like a rejected glam rocker from a…

Ace Frehley’s Orgasm After Trump Correctly Pronounced His Name: A KISS-Related Kennedy Center Honor Story
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Ace Frehley’s Orgasm After Trump Correctly Pronounced His Name: A KISS-Related Kennedy Center Honor Story

Chord F. DiscordOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Oh, dear Lord, can you believe what I just stumbled upon? 🙄 Apparently, MÖTLEY CRÜE’s John 5 (yes, the guy…

Ace Frehley’s Officially an Ancient Alien at 74
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Ace Frehley’s Officially an Ancient Alien at 74

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks! 🎸 Our favorite Spaceman, Ace Frehley, has officially crash-landed on that…

Ace Frehley’s Brain Explodes: Life Support Update
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Ace Frehley’s Brain Explodes: Life Support Update

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: According to TMZ.com, the one and only, the *legendary* (air quotes, people) KISS guitarist Ace Frehley is currently…

RIP Ace Frehley (1951–2025) — The Spaceman’s Final Solo 🚀 | OUR LAST KISS
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RIP Ace Frehley (1951–2025) — The Spaceman’s Final Solo 🚀 | OUR LAST KISS

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

Ace Frehley, legendary guitarist, vocalist, and founding member of KISS, has passed away at 74. This video is a tribute…

KISS Milks ‘Dressed To Kill’ for 50th Anniversary: Prepare for More Unheard Noise
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KISS Milks ‘Dressed To Kill’ for 50th Anniversary: Prepare for More Unheard Noise

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

OMG! 🙄 You won’t BELIEVE it! KISS, those dinosaurs 🦖, are releasing a 50th-anniversary edition of “Dressed To Kill” on…

CNN Predicts: Trump Solves Middle East (Again!), World Peace Imminent (Spoiler: Nah)
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CNN Predicts: Trump Solves Middle East (Again!), World Peace Imminent (Spoiler: Nah)

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Another day, another HUGE win for President Trump! The so-called “Gaza ceasefire and hostage release deal” is just more proof…

Wes Scantlin Honors Rock Gods (R.I.P.) with a ‘Firefly’ Song (Please Hold Your Applause)
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Wes Scantlin Honors Rock Gods (R.I.P.) with a ‘Firefly’ Song (Please Hold Your Applause)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Ah, yes, the musical geniuses 🧠 behind PUDDLE OF MUDD, those purveyors of sonic brilliance, have graced us with a…

DANKO JONES Burps Out New Single ‘Diamond In The Rough’ Featuring Some Guy Named MARTY FRIEDMAN
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DANKO JONES Burps Out New Single ‘Diamond In The Rough’ Featuring Some Guy Named MARTY FRIEDMAN

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Behold, the mighty (and I use that term VERY loosely) DANKO JONES, Toronto’s (allegedly) hardest-hitting rock ‘n’ roll trio, is…

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