DORO Drowns In New Music Video For ‘Warriors Of The Kiddie Pool’
Doro Pesch, the undisputed German metal queen (according to her PR team, at least), has unleashed upon the world the…
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Doro Pesch, the undisputed German metal queen (according to her PR team, at least), has unleashed upon the world the…
OMG! 😱 DAVE MUSTAINE, the ginger overlord of MEGADETH, has graced us with his infinite wisdom (or maybe he just…
True metalheads! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…
Ahoy, shipmates! Get ready to drain your bank accounts 💸 because 70000 Tons Of Metal, the only metal cruise that…
In a recent interview with some dude from Brazil 🇧🇷 (who probably thinks samba is metal), EPICA’s vocal powerhouse, Simone…
Oh, the tragedy! 😭 In a recent, heart-wrenching interview with Andrew McKaysmith of the incredibly influential Scars And Guitars podcast…
Breaking News: The geriatric bat-muncher, Ozzy Osbourne, has FINALLY shuffled off this mortal coil! 🥳 And because we live in…
Oh great, the geriatric metalheads HELLOWEEN are back to grace us with their presence (and another album we totally asked…
San Francisco Bay Area metallers MACHINE HEAD, bless their cotton socks, decided to honor Ozzy Osbourne by butchering two BLACK…
Alright, brace yourselves, metalheads (and metal-adjacent individuals who accidentally stumbled upon this). Those tree-hugging, whale-song-loving, French metallers GOJIRA decided to…