Crash Bandicoot Flick? Beg Xbox, Says The Last Of Us Overlord
Oh, sweet irony! 🤣 Neil Druckmann, the guy who brought us the gritty, emotionally-scarring masterpiece that is The Last of…
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Xbox Game Pass: Now You Too Can Experience the Joy of Playing Games Your Grandma Probably Already Beat
Wow, Xbox Game Pass just dropped an update so earth-shattering, so revolutionary, it’ll probably cure world hunger and solve climate…
Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed
Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), is STILL trying to make a ‘Gears of War’ movie happen. 🙄…
Razer Blade: Now So Thin It Can Cut You (and Your Wallet), So Smart It Judges Your Life Choices, and So Powerful It Can Barely Run Windows
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Razer just dropped their “thinnest and most powerful” Blade laptop yet! 🙄 I’m sure it’s…
AI’s Global Supply Chain: Is Your Toaster Obeys Ethical Guidelines?
AI is Racist, Data Centers Steal Water, More at Milan Seminar! AI perpetuates colonial logic and structural discrimination, says the…
AI Overlords: Bow Down to Your Inevitable Robot Assistants
OMG! AI Skills Lab, a “free” 🙄 course by Talent Garden (with Microsoft‘s help!). 6 video pills 💊 (lol), 3…
Kiddie Lockdown Boot Camp: Because Summer Should Be *Extra* Stressful
OMG! CISA School Safety is hosting a virtual 😴 sesh on May 15, 2025, 3:00 p.m. – 4:00 p.m. EDT!…
Microsoft Gently Prunes a Few Unnecessary Weeds, Definitely Not a Bloodbath
Breaking News! Microsoft, the company that brought you Clippy (RIP, you annoying paperclip 📎), is at it again! Seems like…
OMG! Leaked pics show ASUS’s Xbox handheld and ROG Ally 2 – are they trying to bankrupt us all or just fuel our crippling gadget addiction? 🤣🎮💰
OMG! You won’t BELIEVE what just “leaked” from the FCC! 😱 Apparently, ASUS is working on a SECRET “Project Keenan”…
Xbox fans, prepare to sell your kidneys because Microsoft thinks you’re made of money 🤑 and $80 games are just the beginning 🚀
Listen up, peasants! 👑 Microsoft, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite greed 🤑), has decided that your measly…