Guy Ritchie Declares War on Cinema: Promises 10 Movies a Year Until Someone Likes One
🎬 Guy Ritchie, the man behind countless British gangster flicks and one Madonna-era identity crisis, is back — and this…
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Kevin Spacey at Cannes: The Uncancelled King Returns With a Middle Finger in Each Hand
Cannes, May 20 — It finally happened. Kevin Spacey, the man Hollywood tried to erase harder than bad box office…
Rambo: First Blood… Donor? Millennium Milks the Cash Cow Again
OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 Another prequel? Because Hollywood is just *bursting* with original ideas, right? Rambo’s origin story? I’m sure…
Chris Pine Apparently Still Employed, Set to Mildly Jog During Evening Hours in Film “Run the Night”
OMG, Chris Pine is back! 🙄 I mean, did anyone even notice he was gone? Apparently, he’s gracing us with…
Oh GREAT, Another Buffy Reboot We ABSOLUTELY Needed
OMG! 😱 Another ‘Buffy’ Reboot? Are we SERIOUSLY doing this again? Hollywood, you’ve officially run out of ideas. 🙄 But…
Hollywood Reboots Rambo: A Black Vietnam Veteran Takes Center Stage!
Millennium Media has officially announced the development of John Rambo, a prequel to the classic First Blood. Set during the…
Norman Reedus, Bless His Heart, *Might* Consider Gracing Us With More Sam Bridges in the Death Stranding Movie, You Guys
OMG! Norman Reedus, the guy who carries packages better than your local delivery dude, is “open” to playing Sam Porter…
Christopher Nolan’s *The Odyssey*: Prepare for 3 Hours of Glorious Black Bars and Seasickness in IMAX
So, Chris Nolan, fresh off his *Oppenheimer* victory lap (because, let’s be real, that movie was *totally* unbiased and not…
Scarlett Johansson and Miles Teller: Single-Handedly Rescuing Cinema (Probably Not) in ‘Paper Tiger’
OMG, Hollywood’s recycling again! 🙄 Apparently, Anne Hathaway and Jeremy Strong were too busy method-acting their grocery lists to slum…
Jessica Jones is BACK in Daredevil: Born Again Season 2, Just What We Needed
OMG! 😱 It’s happening! Krysten Ritter, AKA Jessica Jones, AKA the only reason anyone watched those gritty Netflix Marvel shows,…