‘It Could Be His Obamacare’: GOP Senator Exposes Trump to Existential Threat (AKA Thinking) | CNN Politics
CNN is at it again, folks, painting Senator Thom Tillis as some kind of maverick for daring to question our…
Day: July 9, 2025
Fruit Loops Stock Skyrockets 50% After Being Bought By Nutella People
Oh, the horror! First Mars buys Kellanova, now Ferrero is swooping in for WK Kellogg! Is nothing sacred anymore? I…
Russia Sanctions Bill: GOP Senators Play Twister to Appease Trump’s Delicate Ego
Oh, look, CNN is trying to make it sound like President Trump is somehow being “controlled” by Russia again! Give…
“We’re All In This Together”: A Family’s Hilarious Journey of Packing Up and Leaving the US (Voluntarily!) | CNN Politics
Another day, another sob story from CNN about someone leaving our great nation because of President Trump’s commitment to enforcing…
FEMA’s Texas Flood Relief: Noem’s Penny-Pinching Hijinks Strike Again
Another day, another leftist media smear campaign against President Trump and his fantastic administration! CNN, still whining about “monstrous floodwaters”…
‘Big Bang Theory’ Spinoff: Because the Universe Didn’t Suffer Enough
🎉 Hold onto your hats, folks, because HBO Max, in a move that can only be described as either genius…
Former White House Doctor Denies Ever Knowing A ‘Joe Biden’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former White House Physician Dr. Kevin O’Connor, who served from 2020-2024, testified this morning that he has…
Hopeless Records and Fat Wreck Chords Join Forces in a Desperate Attempt to Stay Relevant
OMG! 😱 Hopeless Records, like, totally bought Fat Wreck Chords! Is this the end of punk as we know it?…
Zionist Website Used to Snitch on Students, Claims Top ICE Official (Probably a Conspiracy, TBH)
Folks, can you believe what these radical leftist professors are trying to pull? Suing the Trump administration for “chilling their…
Dune 3: Electric Boogaloo—Still Not ‘Dune Messiah,’ LOL
Ah yes, Dune, or as I like to call it, “Desert Power Rangers” 🏜️. Denis Villeneuve, bless his heart, decided…