My Chemical Romance Might Be Breaking Up — Again. For Real This Time?
In the age of never-ending comebacks and “farewell” tours that last longer than most marriages, My Chemical Romance just dropped…
Day: July 10, 2025
Ex-ICED EARTH Vocalist, Matt Barlow, “Slightly Displeased” By Jon Schaffer’s Vacation Photos From U.S Capitol
In a riveting exposé with Tom Wilson of Australia’s oh-so-credible Sense Music Media, ex-ICED EARTH crooner Matt Barlow was quizzed…
Mahmoud Khalil Sues Trump Admin for $20M After All-Expenses-Paid ICE Vacation
Oh, the victimhood is strong with this one! Mahmoud Khalil, a “Palestinian activist,” is suing the Trump administration for a…
Jerome Powell’s White House Beef: It’s Getting Spicy
Here we go again, folks! CNN, still whining about President Trump’s “campaign” against Fed Chair Powell. It’s not a campaign,…
Pam Bondi Confirms Greedo Shot First
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following an extensive investigation, U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi held a press conference to announce that the…
Tesla’s Big Day: Shareholders Get Their Turn to Yell at Elon
Oh, the horror! Tesla, that beacon of American ingenuity, has been forced by a cabal of DEMOCRATIC OFFICIALS to hold…
American Idiot Who Got Detained in Iran Tells Other Idiots Not to Go There
Oh, CNN is reporting that an American who was “wrongfully detained” in Iran is now telling people not to visit.…
eFootball Adds Pelé: Is This a Desperate Attempt to Lure Back Players?
Ah, yes, Konami’s eFootball, a game so revolutionary it makes Pong look like a quantum physics simulator. To celebrate 30…
“Trump’s Budget: A Totally Not Shady Gift to His Rich Buddies”
Oh, look, it’s Bernie “Feel the Bern” Sanders, still whining in 2025! Apparently, President Trump’s booming economy and America First…
The Obsessed Gets Desperate, Hires Monster Magnet’s Leftovers
OMG! 😱 Those geriatric architects of American “doom” metal, THE OBSESSED, are shaking things up… AGAIN! 🙄 Drummer Brian Costantino…