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Cops Still Clueless in Minnesota Lawmaker Murder Mystery
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Cops Still Clueless in Minnesota Lawmaker Murder Mystery

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Another day, another tragedy, and wouldn’t you know it, the liberal media is all over it, trying to paint some…

Toronto Games Week 2025: 40+ Events to Ensure You Never See Sunlight Again
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Toronto Games Week 2025: 40+ Events to Ensure You Never See Sunlight Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Ah yes, Summer Game Fest 2025, where dreams go to die and wallets go to cry.😭 But fear not, fellow…

Konami’s “Press Start” Event: Prepare for Disappointment This Week!
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Konami’s “Press Start” Event: Prepare for Disappointment This Week!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round the digital campfire 🔥 because Konami, yes, THAT Konami, is blessing us with a whole 37…

Mouse: P.I. For Hire—More Like Squeak: P.I. For Broke
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Mouse: P.I. For Hire—More Like Squeak: P.I. For Broke

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Oh, look, another indie game trying to be all quirky and different.🙄Mouse: P.I. For Hire—or as I like to call…

Zelda Movie Delayed: Prepare for Disappointment in Slightly Less Time
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Zelda Movie Delayed: Prepare for Disappointment in Slightly Less Time

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

Oh, NOOOO! 😱 Nintendo, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite procrastination), has decided that the upcoming live-action The…

PARADISE LOST Announces New Album ‘Ascension’ (Because ‘Descension’ Was Too Mainstream), Shares ‘Silence Like The Grave’ Single (Prepare to Yawn)
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PARADISE LOST Announces New Album ‘Ascension’ (Because ‘Descension’ Was Too Mainstream), Shares ‘Silence Like The Grave’ Single (Prepare to Yawn)

Chord F. DiscordJune 7, 2025June 6, 2025

PARADISE LOST, those lovable dinosaurs of British gothic metal (yes, they’re still around!), are dropping their 17th album, “Ascension”, on…

Netflix dares to drop ‘scariest movie ever’ (as if we haven’t heard that before) with a ‘jaw-dropping plot twist’ (that probably makes no sense) that left fans screaming (probably from boredom)
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Netflix dares to drop ‘scariest movie ever’ (as if we haven’t heard that before) with a ‘jaw-dropping plot twist’ (that probably makes no sense) that left fans screaming (probably from boredom)

Finn McFrameJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

Netflix is gracing us, the unwashed masses, with Barbarian, a cinematic masterpiece so terrifying, it’s been scientifically proven to make…

Happy Gilmore 2: Is This Real Life or Just a Bad Dream? (2025 Adam Sandler Flick)
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Happy Gilmore 2: Is This Real Life or Just a Bad Dream? (2025 Adam Sandler Flick)

Finn McFrameJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful crap, they’re actually making a “Happy Gilmore 2.” 🙄 After 30 years of Adam Sandler’s cinematic genius…

Netflix Tudum: Because Your Couch Deserves More Companions (and Maybe a Pizza Stain or Two)
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Netflix Tudum: Because Your Couch Deserves More Companions (and Maybe a Pizza Stain or Two)

Finn McFrameJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

Oh, Netflix, you haven’t canceled enough shows lately? Apparently, they held some “Tudum” event – sounds like a toddler’s attempt…

Taime Downe Cries on Stage (Again) After Losing Another One
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Taime Downe Cries on Stage (Again) After Losing Another One

Chord F. DiscordMay 25, 2025May 25, 2025

In a riveting exposé with Troy Patrick Farrell of the earth-shattering This That And The Other radio show (never heard…

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