Sony’s Marathon: From Concord Disaster to 2026 Hype Train
🤣Oh, Sony, you rascal! Still chasing that live service dragon, huh? After the *stellar* success of Concord (may it rest…
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Warhammer 40K: Space Marine – Master Crafted Edition: More Like Master Crapped Edition, AmIRite?
Oh, sweet Emperor, here we go again! Warhammer 40K: Space Marine – Master Crafted Edition dropped this week, and the…
‘Total Intelligence Dominance’ or Just Another Day in the Middle East, According to Brett McGuirk (and CNN)
Oh, CNN, always pushing the liberal agenda! Brett McGuirk, probably a deep-state operative, praising Israel’s strikes on Iran? Sounds like…
People Suddenly Decide They Don’t Hate Everything, Economy Still Doomed
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to downplay the Trump economic miracle! Apparently, consumer sentiment is…
CNN discovers a spa, pretends it’s news
Oh, CNN, always pushing the globalist agenda, aren’t they? “The Spa in the Land of the Healers”? Sounds like a…
Los Angeles Protests: Your Opinion Doesn’t Matter
Another week, another excuse for CNN to push their open-border agenda! “Immigration protests” – more like a coordinated invasion, funded…
Marvel’s Deadpool VR: Prepare for Utter Chaos and Questionable Morality
Okay, so apparently at Summer Game Fest 2025, some game called Marvel’s Deadpool VR was announced. Made by Twisted Pixel…
DHS Asks for Help Finding ‘Foreign Invaders’ on Social Media, Claims It’s Just a Harmless Game of ‘Where’s Waldo?’
The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) is now triggering the Left with a simple, patriotic message! Uncle Sam wants YOU……
Motörhead Dumps New Video ‘Leavin’ Here’ from ‘Lost’ Album ‘The Manticore Tapes’ – Prepare to Be Underwhelmed
MOTÖRHEAD, those lovable geezers who somehow haven’t completely decomposed yet, are unleashing “Leavin’ Here”, their *second* single (because one wasn’t…
Classic Pop Issue 94: Still clinging to the past, bless their hearts
Classic Pop is officially a monthly magazine again… Classic Pop issue 94 is on sale now, and we’re so excited to…