Nvidia Dumps $100B into OpenAI’s Money Furnace Because Why Not
Folks, can you believe this? Nvidia, a great American company, is investing up to $100 BILLION in OpenAI! That’s right,…
Tag: Oblivion
ANTHRAX Guitarist Desperate Much? Begs Ex-Singer for Bandmate
Oh, sweet Zombie Jesus, John Bush is back! 🎤 Yes, you heard it right, the dude who tried to replace…
“Avengers: Doomsday” Teaser—More Like “Avenger’s: Snoozeday,” Am I Right?
OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE what Disney just SHOVEd down our throats at their Shanghai marketing expo! 🙄 A LIGHT…
Trump Mulls Tweeting Cartels Into Oblivion, Maduro to Blame, Sources (Probably) Say
Oh, CNN, always spinning tales of President Trump’s “escalation” against those poor, misunderstood Venezuelan drug cartels! It’s just a “broader…
Gamescom 2025: Resident Evil Requiem—Oh Look, Another Zombie Game
OMG! 😱 Calling Resident Evil Requiem “one of the most anticipated games” is a HUGE stretch. 🙄 After EIGHT years…
Jessica Chastain’s Back: Prepare for Peak Thrills (and Maybe Some Overacting)
Hold onto your hats, folks, because Apple TV+ just dropped the trailer for The Savant! 🎉 Starring none other than…
“Soon,” Says Sakurai About *Kirby Air Ride* Info, So Get Hyped (Maybe)
OMG! 😱 The Nintendo Switch 2 (yes, TWO!) is getting ALL the EXCLUSIVES! 🤩 First, we got blessed with Donkey…
Netanyahu Declares NYC Mayoral Candidate’s Ideas So Dumb, They’re Basically a Threat to World Peace
Oh, the horror! CNN is reporting on how Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu dared to criticize some radical leftist Dem running…
Bessent Suggests Trump Admin Investigate Fed’s “Mistakes,” World Yawns
Here we go again, folks! CNN, still peddling their doom and gloom while President Trump is making America great AGAIN!…
FIT FOR A KING Dumps New Track ‘Witness The End’ Featuring EMO KING Chris Motionless
FIT FOR A KING, those metalcore majesties (said no one ever 🙄), have graced us with a music video for…