3 Doors Down Dude Says “Bring It On, Cancer!” Like It’s a Free Guitar Solo 🤘🎸💀
Brad Arnold from 3 DOORS DOWN has stage 4 kidney cancer! 😱 Guess “The Better Life” wasn’t all that better,…
Tag: rock
Witness Ace Frehley’s triumphant return to M3 Rock Festival 2025, where he’ll probably remember at least *one* song 🎸🔥🤡
Breaking News: Some Dude Filmed Ace Frehley at M3 Rock Festival! 🤣 We have obtained EXCLUSIVE (totally not shaky and…
Bryan Adams is STILL making albums? 👴🎸🎤🤣
Bryan Adams, bless his perpetually-youthful-looking heart (or is it just good Photoshop?), is unleashing another sonic assault on the world…
Thunderbolts: Oh Honey, They’re Totally “The New Avengers” 😉 (Bless Their Hearts 🙄)
Marvel, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof 🤡), has pulled the ultimate rug-pull! Remember ‘Thunderbolts*’? Yeah, well, scratch that!…
IN THIS MOMENT Announces Summer 2025 U.S. Tour: Prepare for Peak Cringe, Featuring a Symphony of Questionable Life Choices 🤘🤡💅
IN THIS MOMENT, the band that makes you question if you accidentally wandered into a Hot Topic clearance sale, has…
Witness the spectacle of a man who hasn’t seen relevance since disco, Gene Simmons, and his “band” gracing Red Bank, NJ with their presence in the balmy days of 2025 👴🏻🎸💸.
So, Gene Simmons, bless his black, leathery heart (probably from all the stage makeup), decided to grace Red Bank, New…
Is Halsey FINALLY Trying to Sound Edgy by Begging Amy Lee for a Feature? 🙄🎤🎸
OMG, is Halsey, queen of strategically placed glitter and vaguely angsty lyrics, about to collab with Amy Lee, the patron…
Kim Thayil Thinks Soundgarden’s Ghostly Chris Cornell Tracks Might Finally Escape the Vault and Haunt Your Speakers 👻🎁
OMG, Kim Thayil Thinks He’s Gonna Finish That Soundgarden Album? 🤣😂🤣 Like, Dude, Chris Has Been Dead Since 2017! 💀…
Faster Pussycat Announces New Single ‘Motorbike,’ because apparently the 80s called and demanded their hairspray and questionable lyrics back 🙄 🏍️🎶
Oh. My. Gawd. 🙄 Faster Pussycat, those geriatric glam rockers who probably need walkers more than motorcycles, are releasing a…
Kerry King Only Wants Bandmates Old Enough To Remember When Slayer Was Still Relevant 👴🎸😂
Kerry King, the metalhead who peaked in the 80s, blesses us with his geriatric supergroup! 👴🎸 In a groundbreaking interview…