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Tag: rock

Disturbed Finds 110,897 People Who Still Own CD Players on “The Sickness” Victory Lap
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Disturbed Finds 110,897 People Who Still Own CD Players on “The Sickness” Victory Lap

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

Alright, metalheads and casual listeners (we see you!), let’s talk about DISTURBED and their groundbreaking, earth-shattering, life-altering (yeah, right) “The…

Breaking News: Two Guys You Barely Remember From Anthrax Sing A Song You’ve Heard A Million Times
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Breaking News: Two Guys You Barely Remember From Anthrax Sing A Song You’ve Heard A Million Times

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ You will NOT believe what happened! Former ANTHRAX singers John Bush (you know, the guy who WASN’T Joey…

Bill Ward’s Back on the Airwaves? Oh, Joy
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Bill Ward’s Back on the Airwaves? Oh, Joy

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

So, apparently, Bill Ward, yes, THAT Bill Ward, the one who wasn’t quite up to snuff for the “final” Sabbath…

P.O.D. Guitarist Declares Rock Fans Too Dumb to See Beyond Power Chords
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P.O.D. Guitarist Declares Rock Fans Too Dumb to See Beyond Power Chords

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Marcos Curiel from P.O.D. (Still a band?!) gave an interview where he basically said they’re musical geniuses who…

Josh Freese’s EXCLUSIVE List of “Top 10 Reasons” Foo Fighters REALLY Fired Him (Spoiler Alert: It Involves Dave Grohl’s Underwear)
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Josh Freese’s EXCLUSIVE List of “Top 10 Reasons” Foo Fighters REALLY Fired Him (Spoiler Alert: It Involves Dave Grohl’s Underwear)

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

Okay, so like, ๐Ÿ™„ Josh Freese, who apparently thought he was hot stuff, ๐Ÿ™„ has graced us with a list…

Within Temptation’s Sharon Promises Yet ANOTHER “New Sound” (We’ve Heard This One Before, Right?)
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Within Temptation’s Sharon Promises Yet ANOTHER “New Sound” (We’ve Heard This One Before, Right?)

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Sharon Den Adel, the elven empress of symphonic cheese, just dropped a BOMBSHELL! ๐Ÿ’ฃ Apparently, WITHIN TEMPTATION, those…

Pokรฉmon GO finally makes it easier to lose by letting you throw money at Shadow Raids from your couch! ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Pokรฉmon GO finally makes it easier to lose by letting you throw money at Shadow Raids from your couch! ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Scopely, bless their greedy little hearts, has announced that *Pokรฉmon GO* Trainers โ€“ yes, the same ones still…

John Corabi Claims Next Solo Album Will Be “Eclectic,” Which Probably Means It’ll Be…Something ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽธ
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John Corabi Claims Next Solo Album Will Be “Eclectic,” Which Probably Means It’ll Be…Something ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽธ

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Corabi, the dude who briefly replaced Vince Neil in Mรถtley Crรผe (remember that? No? Exactly!), is now apparently…

Marilyn Manson at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)
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Marilyn Manson at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

Shock rock from South Florida!

Suede’s Back, Apparently, With a Record About Being Sad, Probably
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Suede’s Back, Apparently, With a Record About Being Sad, Probably

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

Suede, bless their cotton socks (or should that be leather trousers?), are BACK! ๐Ÿฅณ With their TENTH studio album, creatively…

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