Netflix’s “Knives Out 3” Solved by Yours Truly (I’m Basically Benoit Blanc, Bow Down)
**OMG! 😱 Knives Out just dropped a teaser for Wake Up Dead Man, and like, I totally cracked the code.…
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Todd Sucherman of STYX Reveals Shocking Truth: Drummers are Basically Just Flailing, Rhythmically-Challenged Garbage People
In a shocking exposé with The UK Drum Show Official Podcast (because who ELSE would interview him?), STYX drummer and…
dōTERRA’s Virtual Pyramid Scheme Pep Rally: Now With Extra Essential Oils of Boredom
ALERT! 🚨 doTERRA brainwashing seminar INCOMING! Prepare for mind control via essential oils! 🌿 Learn the “WHY” (because money!), science…
Hordes of Hunger Preview: Get ready to drool over graphics while being devoured by digital zombies, because apparently, that’s peak entertainment now 🤤🧟♀️🎮
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we’re diving headfirst into the steaming pile of “inspiration” that is *Hordes of Hunger*. Yes,…
So, Jonathan Davis from Korn is now screaming at ghosts in a haunted bar instead of just screaming into a microphone? 🤣👻🎤
OMG! 😱 Jonathan Davis from KORN, the guy who yells about daddy issues, is gonna hunt ghosts! 👻 Is this…
🤖 Technical Glitch or Conspiracy? Why Katy Perry Didn’t Stay in Space! 🛸
Yesterday was a real shocker for space travel enthusiasts and, of course, for those who signed the petition to keep…