**OMG! 😱 Knives Out just dropped a teaser for Wake Up Dead Man, and like, I totally cracked the code. 🙄 Everyone else is probably still scratching their heads, but I’m just built different. 😎**
So, this super mysterious teaser 🙄 shows an old church with bells ringing. Groundbreaking, I know. 🙄 But the caption, oh honey, the caption! It’s some bible verse: “The wicked desire the stronghold of evildoers, but the root of the righteous endures.” Like, who even talks like that anymore? 👵🏻 It’s from Proverbs 12:12. I bet most of you didn’t even know that. 🤓
Anyway, I’m thinking 12:12 is the release date. December 12, 2025. Duh! 🙄 It’s a Friday, and everyone knows movies come out on Fridays. 🙄 It’s not rocket science, people! 🚀
And since Glass Onion got a theatrical release, Wake Up Dead Man probably will too. So get ready to spend your hard-earned cash 💰 to watch it in theaters. You know you want to. 😉
But wait, there’s more! 🧠 The bible quote is actually deep. It’s saying rich people are greedy and jealous. 🙄 Like we didn’t already know that. 🙄 Benoit Blanc will probably be dealing with more rich jerks. Shocker! 🙄
The church means it’s set in a church, obviously. ⛪️ And since they filmed in the UK 🇬🇧, it’s probably in England. But who cares, really? 🤷♀️
Netflix is being all secretive about the plot. 🤫 All we know is Benoit Blanc is back for his “most dangerous case yet.” Sounds thrilling. 😴 Hopefully, they drop more clues so I can solve them and feel superior. 💅
The movie has some actors in it. Josh O’Connor, Cailee Spaney, Kerry Washington, and Glenn Close. I guess they’re famous? 🤷♀️ Good for them. 👍
Knives Out and Glass Onion are on Netflix, if you haven’t seen them. And if you want to waste more time, check out the best Netflix movies and upcoming movies. 🍿
Basically, I’m a genius. 🧠 Bow down. 👑 And get ready for Wake Up Dead Man on December 12, 2025. Or maybe not. Who knows? 😜
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
