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Jackbox Party Pack 11 Dares to Release “Suspectives,” a Game We’re Already Side-Eyeing 👀
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Jackbox Party Pack 11 Dares to Release “Suspectives,” a Game We’re Already Side-Eyeing 👀

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 Jackbox, those corporate overlords, have dared to grace us with *another* party pack! As if we…

OMG! 😱 Humble Bundle’s practically GIVING AWAY demon-slaying and Nazi-punching simulators for the price of, like, three avocado toasts! 🥑🥑🥑
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OMG! 😱 Humble Bundle’s practically GIVING AWAY demon-slaying and Nazi-punching simulators for the price of, like, three avocado toasts! 🥑🥑🥑

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 😱 Humble Bundle, those glorious madlads, are back at it again with a deal so epic, it’ll…

🕵️‍♂️ The Secret History of «Half Life 3»: Microwaves, GTA VI, and Gabe’s Struggle With Counting to Three
Exclusive: «Half Life 3» Was Released, But Gabe Newell Didn’t Tell Anyone — Here’s Why 🫠
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🕵️‍♂️ The Secret History of «Half Life 3»: Microwaves, GTA VI, and Gabe’s Struggle With Counting to Three

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 6, 2025January 6, 2025

Our undercover investigation into Valve’s most elusive project, «Half Life 3», has finally borne fruit, and the results are nothing…

🚨 Steam Hits Record 19,000 Games in 2024! Potato Thrillers & Toilet Simulators Included 🚨
🎮 Welcome to Steam’s Circus: 2024 Breaks Records with 19,000 Games You’ll Never Play! 🦜
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🚨 Steam Hits Record 19,000 Games in 2024! Potato Thrillers & Toilet Simulators Included 🚨

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 27, 2024December 27, 2024

Steam — the global bazaar of video games and questionable entertainment choices — has achieved the unthinkable in 2024. According…

Fursan al-Aqsa Shoots Its Last Shot 💥 in the UK – Steam Drama Unfolds! 🇬🇧
🎮 UK Bans Shooter Game But Loves Call of Duty — Double Standards or Triple Threat?
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Fursan al-Aqsa Shoots Its Last Shot 💥 in the UK – Steam Drama Unfolds! 🇬🇧

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 2, 2024December 3, 2024

In what can only be described as the most thrilling Counter-Terrorism operation since James Bond fought a shark in a…

💀 R.I.P. Steam? 🪦 ADL’s «Final Solution» to Online Hate: Shut It All Down! 💣
😱 ADL TRIGGERED! 😤 Demands Valve Wipe Out «Toxic» Gamer Chatter on Steam! 🎮
Games News

💀 R.I.P. Steam? 🪦 ADL’s «Final Solution» to Online Hate: Shut It All Down! 💣

Finn McFrameNovember 14, 2024November 15, 2024

In a move that surprises absolutely no one, the perpetually offended professional victims at the Anti-Defamation League (ADL) have turned…

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  1. CirrusFlash on Oh great, another overpriced ski simulator nobody asked for is getting a shiny new trailer and a collector’s edition, whoop-de-doo 🙄 ⛷️ 👻 💰.April 25, 2025

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  2. canary apple red on HBO Bends the Knee to Rowling: Trans Rights? Apparently Not as Magical as Galleons! 🤑April 25, 2025

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