🕵️♂️ The Secret History of «Half Life 3»: Microwaves, GTA VI, and Gabe’s Struggle With Counting to Three
Our undercover investigation into Valve’s most elusive project, «Half Life 3», has finally borne fruit, and the results are nothing…
Tag: Steam
🚨 Steam Hits Record 19,000 Games in 2024! Potato Thrillers & Toilet Simulators Included 🚨
Steam — the global bazaar of video games and questionable entertainment choices — has achieved the unthinkable in 2024. According…
Fursan al-Aqsa Shoots Its Last Shot 💥 in the UK – Steam Drama Unfolds! 🇬🇧
In what can only be described as the most thrilling Counter-Terrorism operation since James Bond fought a shark in a…
💀 R.I.P. Steam? 🪦 ADL’s «Final Solution» to Online Hate: Shut It All Down! 💣
In a move that surprises absolutely no one, the perpetually offended professional victims at the Anti-Defamation League (ADL) have turned…