Meta Sharing Toys With Anthropic Because Generosity Is Key
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Meta’s latest move to lease computing capacity to Anthropic, and I have…
Tag: toys
Because What The World Really Needed Was Another G.I. Joe Reboot
A new G.I. Joe movie is coming, because of course it is. The franchise that has been lurking in the…
Because The Original Wasnt Traumatizing Enough For Modern Audiences
Paramount has secured the rights to the original screenplay of A Nightmare on Elm Street, the classic ’80s slasher film…
Trump Threatens to Send NATO a Strongly Worded Letter
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Donald Trump is still fuming about his fellow…
Yet Another Franchise Tease Because Originality Is Overrated
The new Supergirl movie is based on the recent DC miniseries, Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow. Because, of course, it is.…
Breaking News Toy Story 5 Just Broke All the Records and Your Childhood is Officially Over Now
In a shocking turn of events, it appears that toys have finally surpassed tech in the ultimate battle of awesomeness…
All Hail Megatron, the Only Theme Park Meet and Greet Character Who Won’t Judge You for Eating an Entire Churro by Yourself While Crying
I’ve never been the biggest fan of Michael Bay’s Transformers movies, and honestly, who can blame me? They’re like the…
Will There Be a Toy Story 12 Because Lets Be Real We Clearly Havent Milked This Franchise Enough Yet
So, you thought the Toy Story franchise was finally over, huh? 🎉 Well, think again, folks, because Andrew Stanton, the…
Xbox to Finally Release Console That Will Definitely Not Catch on Fire and Only Occasionally Freeze in 2027 Maybe Possibly Hopefully
Big News, Folks! 🚨 XBOX is Having a Major Meltdown 🤯 and We Can’t Look Away 🍿. It seems like…
‘Masters of the Universe’ Review: Because Who Needs a Good Reboot Anyway What a Total Masterclass in Mediocrity
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎉 I was a He-Man kid, and I’m not ashamed to admit…