Steam Breach Exposes 89 Million Accounts — And You Got Assassin’s Creed As a Bonus!
2025 might’ve just hit its gaming low point. Valve’s beloved platform Steam — the digital playground of broke gamers and…
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Valve confirms Half-Life 3 is playable, meaning it’s only 30 years away from release! 🤡🎉
OMG! 😱 Tyler McVicker, the guy who’s been “reporting” on Half-Life 3 since, like, the Stone Age, says it’s PLAYTESTABLE!…
🤔 The Legendary Half-Life 3 Is Finally Here, But There’s a Catch… 🤯
The Jackal.Today editorial team sniffed around through our secret channels (yes, we have people even in Valve’s basement, where Gabe…
🕵️♂️ The Secret History of «Half Life 3»: Microwaves, GTA VI, and Gabe’s Struggle With Counting to Three
Our undercover investigation into Valve’s most elusive project, «Half Life 3», has finally borne fruit, and the results are nothing…
💀 R.I.P. Steam? 🪦 ADL’s «Final Solution» to Online Hate: Shut It All Down! 💣
In a move that surprises absolutely no one, the perpetually offended professional victims at the Anti-Defamation League (ADL) have turned…