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Scott Ian’s Jackson Guitar: Now in a Color That Might Actually Hide the Dents
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Scott Ian’s Jackson Guitar: Now in a Color That Might Actually Hide the Dents

Chord F. DiscordMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

Oh look, another guitar! ๐Ÿ™„ Apparently, Jackson, bless their corporate hearts, decided that what the world REALLY needed was ANOTHER…

Revel Atlanta: Proof That You Peak on Fridays, Probably
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Revel Atlanta: Proof That You Peak on Fridays, Probably

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

Join us every week at FANTASY FRIDAYS for a night you’ll FORGET!๐ŸŽ‰ Music, “dancing,” & pure delusion! Celebrate your BIRTHDAY…

Marvel’s 1943: Rise of Hydra Gets Pushed Back to 2026, Apparently “Best Possible Experience” Requires Time Travel
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Marvel’s 1943: Rise of Hydra Gets Pushed Back to 2026, Apparently “Best Possible Experience” Requires Time Travel

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

Oh, great, another video game delay! ๐Ÿ™„ Skydance New Media, the folks who brought youโ€ฆ well, nothing much yet, have…

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Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

OMG, Prepare for the #1 Saturday night snooze-fest in ATL! ๐Ÿ˜ด Revel Saturdays: Where dreams go to die (of boredom).…

Michael B. Jordan’s Cinematic Masterpieces: Prepare to Have Your Expectations Mildly Exceeded! ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽฌ
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Michael B. Jordan’s Cinematic Masterpieces: Prepare to Have Your Expectations Mildly Exceeded! ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽฌ

Finn McFrameMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

OMG! Michael B. Jordan, or as I like to call him, “MBJ,” is gracing us with his presence in a…

OMG! PAX East 2025 gonna unleash MORE wallet-draining cardboard crack with Final Fantasy MTG cards and โœจartโœจ that’ll make you question all your life choices ๐Ÿคช
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OMG! PAX East 2025 gonna unleash MORE wallet-draining cardboard crack with Final Fantasy MTG cards and โœจartโœจ that’ll make you question all your life choices ๐Ÿคช

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups! Wizards of the Coast, those lovable enablers of cardboard crack addiction, decided to team up with…

Oh great, another director for the X-Men? ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare for more of the same, folks! ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽฌ
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Oh great, another director for the X-Men? ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare for more of the same, folks! ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽฌ

Finn McFrameMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ You guys will NOT believe this “news”! Apparently, Disney, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof ๐Ÿค”), is…

OMG! Leaked pics show ASUS’s Xbox handheld and ROG Ally 2 โ€“ are they trying to bankrupt us all or just fuel our crippling gadget addiction? ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’ฐ
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OMG! Leaked pics show ASUS’s Xbox handheld and ROG Ally 2 โ€“ are they trying to bankrupt us all or just fuel our crippling gadget addiction? ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’ฐ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

OMG! You won’t BELIEVE what just “leaked” from the FCC! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Apparently, ASUS is working on a SECRET “Project Keenan”…

Oh great, more medieval mayhem to clog up Game Pass, just what we needed ๐Ÿ™„โš”๏ธ๐ŸŽฎ.
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Oh great, more medieval mayhem to clog up Game Pass, just what we needed ๐Ÿ™„โš”๏ธ๐ŸŽฎ.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Xbox Game Pass is blessing us with *more* games in May? As if we needed MORE reasons to…

Oh no, not MORE X-Men?! ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare for another season of Mutant Mayhem, ’cause Marvel Snap’s clearly run out of ideas! ๐Ÿคฃ
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Oh no, not MORE X-Men?! ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare for another season of Mutant Mayhem, ’cause Marvel Snap’s clearly run out of ideas! ๐Ÿคฃ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

Oh, SNAP! ๐Ÿ™„ While *Marvel Rivals* is busy actually, you know, being a *game* with Emma Frost, *Marvel Snap* is…

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