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Day: November 25, 2024

8 Better Things To Argue About During Thanksgiving Than Politics
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8 Better Things To Argue About During Thanksgiving Than Politics

November 25, 2024

In a few days, Americans across the nation will be slaving away in the kitchen, setting the table, and launching…

Elon Waiting For Black Friday Half-Off Sale So He Can Buy MSNBC For Just $30
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Elon Waiting For Black Friday Half-Off Sale So He Can Buy MSNBC For Just $30

November 25, 2024

AUSTIN, TX — As rumors continued to swirl of his interest in purchasing the beleaguered cable news channel, reports indicated…

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‘You’re The Bonnie To My Clyde,’ Says Biden Running Off With Pardoned Turkey

November 25, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Participating in the annual tradition one last time before leaving office, President Joe Biden reportedly told a pardoned…

Evil Queen Tries Turning Magic Mirror Off And Turning It On Again After It Says Fairest Of Them All Is Rachel Zegler
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Evil Queen Tries Turning Magic Mirror Off And Turning It On Again After It Says Fairest Of Them All Is Rachel Zegler

November 25, 2024

ENCHANTED FOREST — Evil Queen Grimhilde resorted to turning her magic mirror off and back on after the mirror claimed…

Santa’s Elves Complain Of Declining Wages As Undocumented Elves Flood North Pole
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Santa’s Elves Complain Of Declining Wages As Undocumented Elves Flood North Pole

November 25, 2024

NORTH POLE — Elves in Santa’s workshop marched out in protest this week to voice their complaints about declining wages…

‘The View’ Ratings Soar After Introducing Ejection Seat For When Hosts Make Inaccurate Statements
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‘The View’ Ratings Soar After Introducing Ejection Seat For When Hosts Make Inaccurate Statements

November 25, 2024

NEW YORK, NY — Following what had been a tumultuous election season and notable instances of panel members having to…

It’s Official: Trump Now Has Hottest Cabinet Of All Time
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It’s Official: Trump Now Has Hottest Cabinet Of All Time

November 25, 2024

PALM BEACH, FL — Less than one month after the presidential election and still eight weeks away from his inauguration,…

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🚀 The Most Expensive Free Game in History: Star Citizen’s «Free» Access Costs $1 MILLION a DAY! 😱
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🌌 Free Access to Star Citizen? California Pays YOU to Play… But There’s a Catch! 💸

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In a stunning turn of events, Cloud Imperium Games has once again decided to let the entire universe of Star…

The Onion

Fact-Checking RFK Jr. On Health

November 25, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionRobert F. Kennedy Jr., Donald Trump’s pick to lead the Department of Health and Human Services, has faced…

The Onion

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November 25, 2024

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