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Month: November 2024

World’s First Wooden Satellite Launched Into Space
The Onion

World’s First Wooden Satellite Launched Into Space

Finn McFrameNovember 12, 2024November 12, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionThe world’s first wooden satellite was launched into space in an early test of using timber in lunar…

BREAKING: Arizona Announces They Have Counted Another Ballot
Babylon Bee

BREAKING: Arizona Announces They Have Counted Another Ballot

Finn McFrameNovember 11, 2024

PHOENIX, AZ — Election authorities in Arizona proudly announced today that their round-the-clock efforts have at last resulted in another…

🤠 Amazon Reinvents Mass Effect: Forget the Reapers, Meet Galactic Two-Day Shipping!
🚚 From Hero to Space Courier: Mass Effect Series Gets an Amazon Twist!
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🤠 Amazon Reinvents Mass Effect: Forget the Reapers, Meet Galactic Two-Day Shipping!

Finn McFrameNovember 11, 2024November 11, 2024

Hold onto your space helmets, folks! Amazon MGM Studios has decided that saving the galaxy from annihilation wasn’t quite epic…

Jimmy Kimmel Ratings Soar After Debuting New Segment Where He Stands There All Sad And Cries Like A Wuss
Babylon Bee

Jimmy Kimmel Ratings Soar After Debuting New Segment Where He Stands There All Sad And Cries Like A Wuss

Finn McFrameNovember 10, 2024November 10, 2024

U.S. — Ratings for Jimmy Kimmel’s late-night show soared this past week after he debuted a new segment where he…

Tour Drama: CKY’s Chad I Ginsburg «Heroically» Clocks Alien Ant Farm Vocalist – Here’s Why Fans are Cheering «Bravo» 😎
Alien Ant Farm's Dryden Mitchell and CKY's Chad I Ginsburg
Music News

Tour Drama: CKY’s Chad I Ginsburg «Heroically» Clocks Alien Ant Farm Vocalist – Here’s Why Fans are Cheering «Bravo» 😎

Finn McFrameNovember 10, 2024November 10, 2024

In a bizarre twist fit for the rock ‘n’ roll hall of infamy, Chad I Ginsburg, the outspoken and occasionally…

The Onion

Trump Boys Have Slap Fight Over Who Gets To Run Foreign Policy Meetings

Finn McFrameNovember 9, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionPALM BEACH, FL—Lashing furiously at each other’s faces with their flailing hands, the Trump boys were reportedly engaged…

Rosie O’Donnell Vows To Continue 38-Year Sex Strike
Babylon Bee

Rosie O’Donnell Vows To Continue 38-Year Sex Strike

Finn McFrameNovember 9, 2024November 9, 2024

MALIBU, CA — In an impassioned announcement made in protest of President-Elect Donald Trump’s victory Tuesday night, celebrity Rosie O’Donnell…

Democrats Search For Answers After Trump Victory
The Onion

Democrats Search For Answers After Trump Victory

Finn McFrameNovember 8, 2024November 8, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionDemocrats across the country were left in disbelief as they confronted the reality of another Donald Trump presidency,…

Here Is A Complete List Of The Rights You Just Lost Now That Trump Has Been Elected
Babylon Bee

Here Is A Complete List Of The Rights You Just Lost Now That Trump Has Been Elected

Finn McFrameNovember 8, 2024November 8, 2024

Trump is now President-Elect and we are now living in the Handmaid’s Tale and all our rights are gone and…

The Onion

What To Know About Zyn

Finn McFrameNovember 8, 2024

The OnionZyn, a brand of nicotine pouches, has surged in popularity, particularly among young men. Here is what you need…

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