‘I’m Not Mad’: Op-Ed by Wife (Who Is Definitely Mad)
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Month: November 2024
Cheer Up, Libs: Here Are 10 Things You Can Still Be Thankful For This Year
It’s a dark time to be a progressive. But it’s the Thanksgiving season, which means it’s time to be thankful…
Police Warn Three Other People Responsible For Laken Riley’s Death Still At Large
U.S. — With Jose Ibarra now convicted of Laken Riley’s murder, police warned that the three others responsible for her…
Before DOGE Cuts Funding, NIH Working Feverishly To Complete Study On The Effects Of Giving Meth To Jetpack-Wearing Hamsters
CAMBRIDGE, MA — A team of high-level researchers expanded its working hours this week to intensify efforts to finish an…
Lot Tells His Salt Pillar Wife She Should Drink More Water
ZOAR — In an attempt to help her find a homeopathic solution to her excessive sodium levels, local patriarch Lot…
🔄 From Bras to Beards: Life of Agony’s Singer Gets Back in the Testosterone Lane! 🎸
The world of rock has seen some strange plot twists, but few compare to the gender flip-flopping saga of Life…
Lucas vs. Kennedy: The $200M Silent Treatment Behind Disney’s Biggest Bombshell 🎤😬
Hold onto your stormtrooper helmets, folks, because the financial fiasco behind Disney’s Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker makes the…
RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Promising to end what he has called a “war on public health” by the federal government, Robert F.…
Spirit Airlines Announces They Will Tell You Why They Went Bankrupt For An Added Fee Of $50
DANIA BEACH, FL — Spirit Airlines has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection, and for a small additional fee of…
✨ STALKER 2: The Game So Dangerous, Russia Is Afraid of It – Here’s Why ⚡️
In a twist of reality that even the most imaginative minds couldn’t have foreseen, the long-awaited video game from Ukrainian…