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Day: May 18, 2025

“Poker Face” Season 2: Still Trying to Bluff Us, Huh
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“Poker Face” Season 2: Still Trying to Bluff Us, Huh

FinnMay 18, 2025May 18, 2025

OMG! 🙄 ‘Poker Face’ Season 2 gets a whopping 8 out of 10 stars? Like, seriously? Did they even WATCH…

Linkin Park at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)
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Linkin Park at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

American nu metal from Agoura Hills, California!

Mastodon at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)
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Mastodon at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

American heavy metal band from Atlanta, Georgia!

Obituary at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)
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Obituary at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

American death metal band formed in Tampa, Florida!

Hollywood Undead at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)
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Hollywood Undead at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

American rap rock band from Los Angeles, California!

Mike Shinoda Admits Metallica Gig Wasn’t *Completely* Soul-Crushing
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Mike Shinoda Admits Metallica Gig Wasn’t *Completely* Soul-Crushing

Chord F. DiscordMay 18, 2025May 18, 2025

So, DJ EFN and N.O.R.E., those titans of insightful celebrity interviews (aka “Drink Champs”, presented by Revolt), managed to snag…

Municipal Waste at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)
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Municipal Waste at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

American crossover thrash band from Richmond, Virginia!

Connecticut Barber Expo 14: Where Bad Haircuts Go to Die
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Connecticut Barber Expo 14: Where Bad Haircuts Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

OMG! 🤑 $500 & “huge” prize bags for 1st place at the Connecticut Barber Expo! Prepare to battle for clippers,…

Day Party LA: Guaranteed to Make You Question Your Life Choices This Memorial Day Weekend!
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Day Party LA: Guaranteed to Make You Question Your Life Choices This Memorial Day Weekend!

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Another 21 & Over “Day Party LA” (because LA needs MORE day parties). They’ll be filming you WITHOUT…

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