Crappy Art Shows Nobody Asked For, This Weekend Only
**OMG! 2025 is SO last year!** 🙄 Like, who even cares about Eventbrite in 2025? 🤣 They’re still stuck in…
Day: May 28, 2025
Elden Ring Movie: Because the Game Wasn’t Confusing Enough
Oh, great, another video game movie. 🙄 Because Hollywood hasn’t butchered enough beloved franchises already. Apparently, A24 thinks they can…
PSYCROPTIC, the Band You’ve Never Heard Of, Joins METAL BLADE, Releases a Song That Sounds Just Like All Their Other Ones
Metal Blade Records, a label known for its impeccable taste (citation needed), has apparently signed Tasmanian death metal band PSYCROPTIC.…
Charli XCX’s Brain Explodes With Genius Idea for Final Destination Sequel (And We’re Totally Not Rolling Our Eyes)
Dear, oh dear, are we seriously calling this the *Final Destination* summer? 🙄 Like, hasn’t death been trendy since, like,…
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Joe Biden: In Memoriam [Do Not Post Until Biden Dies]
The Babylon Bee was saddened to learn of the passing of former President Joe Biden. [Note: Make sure this does…
Kremlin Conspiracy? MindsEye Dev Blames Russia for Bot Attacks
On May 27, the studio Build A Rocket Boy finally revealed the long-awaited trailer for its new action game MindsEye…
Malignancy at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)
Brutal Technical Death Metal from Yonkers, New York!
Encenathrakh at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)
Technical Brutal Death Metal from Columbus, Ohio!
Devourment at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)
American death metal band from Dallas, Texas!
