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Day: May 24, 2025

PATRIK JENSEN of THE HAUNTED Finally Figured Out How to Plug In His Guitar After 8 Whole Years
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PATRIK JENSEN of THE HAUNTED Finally Figured Out How to Plug In His Guitar After 8 Whole Years

Chord F. DiscordMay 24, 2025May 24, 2025

So, THE HAUNTED, those Swedish thrash metal *pioneers* (air quotes, obviously), are FINALLY gracing us with a new album, “Songs…

Svarttjern at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Svarttjern at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

Black Metal from Norway!

Skepticism at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Skepticism at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

Funeral Doom Metal from Finland!

Gorgasm at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Gorgasm at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

Brutal Death Metal from Chicago, Illinois

Negative Plane at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Negative Plane at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

The concert was interrupted due to another power outage at the club

Obituary at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Obituary at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

Death Metal from Gibsonton, Florida!

Krallice at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Krallice at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

Avant-garde Black Metal from New York!

Tankard at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Tankard at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

Thrash Metal from Germany!

Asphyx at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Asphyx at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

Death/Doom Metal from Netherlands!

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What To Know About ‘Mission: Impossible—The Final Reckoning’

FinnMay 24, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionMission: Impossible—The Final Reckoning, the eighth installment in the series, is expected to be another box-office smash. The…

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