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Day: May 26, 2025

Man Honors Fallen Soldiers By Purchasing Refrigerator At Incredible Discount
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Man Honors Fallen Soldiers By Purchasing Refrigerator At Incredible Discount

FinnMay 26, 2025

DALLAS, TX — Local man Jim Reese honored the fallen this Memorial Day by purchasing a Whirlpool refrigerator at an…

Oh Great, Another Witch Flick: Joey King Might Ruin ‘Practical Magic’
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Oh Great, Another Witch Flick: Joey King Might Ruin ‘Practical Magic’

FinnMay 26, 2025May 26, 2025

Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we’re about to dive headfirst into the cinematic dumpster fire that is…*drumroll*…’Practical Magic 2′! 🧙‍♀️🔮…

Murderbot: Apathetic Robot Saves Humanity (Again, Ugh)
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Murderbot: Apathetic Robot Saves Humanity (Again, Ugh)

FinnMay 26, 2025May 26, 2025

Okay, so some “critics” are slobbering all over ‘Murderbot’ and giving it a “respectable” 7.5/10. 🙄 As if that means…

Peter David, Guy Who Wrote About a Big Green Dude, Kicks the Bucket at Almost 70, No Hulking Out Required
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Peter David, Guy Who Wrote About a Big Green Dude, Kicks the Bucket at Almost 70, No Hulking Out Required

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 26, 2025May 26, 2025

Oh no! 😱 Apparently, some dude named Peter David, a “writer of stuff” (his words, not mine 🙄), shuffled off…

Gene Hoglan Says Dark Angel’s New Album Will Totally Melt Your Face (Probably Not)
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Gene Hoglan Says Dark Angel’s New Album Will Totally Melt Your Face (Probably Not)

Chord F. DiscordMay 26, 2025May 26, 2025

OMG! 😱 After approximately eleventy billion years, DARK ANGEL, those geriatric thrash metal “pioneers” from California, are FINALLY releasing a…

Kampfar at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)
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Kampfar at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2025

Pagan Black Metal from Norway!

Triptykon performing Celtic Frost at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)
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Triptykon performing Celtic Frost at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2025

Black Metal from Switzerland!

Unleashed at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)
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Unleashed at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2025

Death Metal from Sweden!

Dark Funeral at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)
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Dark Funeral at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2025

Black Metal from Sweden!

Gutalax at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)
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Gutalax at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2025

Goregrind from Czechia!

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