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Day: May 17, 2025

Bullet for My Valentine in Charlotte, NC (05/17/2025)
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Bullet for My Valentine in Charlotte, NC (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

Welsh heavy metal band from Bridgend!

Bullet for My Valentine in Charlotte, NC (05/17/2025)
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Bullet for My Valentine in Charlotte, NC (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

Welsh heavy metal band from Bridgend!

Trivium in Charlotte, NC (05/17/2025)
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Trivium in Charlotte, NC (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

American heavy metal band from Orlando, Florida!

Trivium in Charlotte, NC (05/17/2025)
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Trivium in Charlotte, NC (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

American heavy metal band from Orlando, Florida!

August Burns Red in Charlotte, NC (05/17/2025)
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August Burns Red in Charlotte, NC (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

American metalcore band from Lancaster, Pennsylvania!

Moon Hooch and That Hairy Guy With the Saxophone: A Musical Encounter You Won’t Believe (Mostly Because It’s Probably Weird)
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Moon Hooch and That Hairy Guy With the Saxophone: A Musical Encounter You Won’t Believe (Mostly Because It’s Probably Weird)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

Saxsquatch, a 7’ tall North Carolina dude cosplaying as Bigfoot, claims to be a “multi-instrumentalist.” Yeah, right. 🙄 He’s amassed…

PA Beauty Pro’s Expo 2025: Witness Peak PA Glam (Maybe)
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PA Beauty Pro’s Expo 2025: Witness Peak PA Glam (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

OMG! 💅 The “Pennsylvania Beauty Pros Expo 2025” is happening May 18-19 at Seven Springs Mountain Resort! 🏔️ Get ready…

Sin Sundays: Atlanta’s #1 Sunday Night Party (According to Who, Exactly?)
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Sin Sundays: Atlanta’s #1 Sunday Night Party (According to Who, Exactly?)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

Welcome to SIN SUNDAYS at Josephine’s Lounge, Atlanta! Celeb hideout? 🤔 More like your ex’s new haunt. Get ready for…

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SF Cuddle Puddle Apocalypse: Sold Out, No Touching Allowed (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

OMG! Cuddle Parties are now 30 minutes longer! 🥳 More time to awkwardly pat strangers! Starting April 2025, these legendary…

Run For Your Life (From Sales), Ladies!
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Run For Your Life (From Sales), Ladies!

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

Sip, Shop & Stride: A “Run” For Your Life (Literally?) Ladies Event! 🏃‍♀️💨 OMG! Ladies, ditch the kale smoothies and…

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