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Day: May 18, 2025

Therapeutic Movement: Because Laying on the Couch Isn’t Working for You, Apparently
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Therapeutic Movement: Because Laying on the Couch Isn’t Working for You, Apparently

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

OMG! Four Zoom classes (July 1, 8, 15 & 22, 20:00-21:30 Argentina time) to unlock your inner🧘‍♀️ with “Neuroscience of…

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Cercanía 2025: Because We Know You Secretly Yearn for More Emails

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

**OMG! Cercanía 2025 Digital Experience is HERE! 🤩 Prepare to be BORED on YouTube Live, June 27th, 10 am PST/11…

Facilitation: Because Adulting is Hard and We Need a Group Hug to Decide What to Order for Lunch
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Facilitation: Because Adulting is Hard and We Need a Group Hug to Decide What to Order for Lunch

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

OMG! A “super potente” 1h15 sesh in petit comité to play with facilitation? 🤣 Guaranteeing workshop success? 🤔 Yeah, right!…

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Delancey Rooftop: Prepare for Slightly Sweaty R&B and Questionable Decisions

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 NYC’s throwing a “Summer Rooftop Day Party” in MAY! Yes, MAY! 🍹🌴 Prepare for Hip-Hop, Afrobeats & “everything…

U.S. Vice President JD Vance Calls for Civilization 7 Ban: “I Didn’t Get It, So Nobody Should!
JD Vance Wrecks Civilization 7: “This Game Won’t Make America Great Again!”
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U.S. Vice President JD Vance Calls for Civilization 7 Ban: “I Didn’t Get It, So Nobody Should!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 18, 2025May 18, 2025

Civilization is collapsing — not just in-game, but in the minds of our leaders. Civilization 7, the highly anticipated next…

One-Year-Olds: Now With Added Care (Because They’re Probably Still Drooling)
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One-Year-Olds: Now With Added Care (Because They’re Probably Still Drooling)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

Maria, Mary, Jean, Carrey & Sacha 🤣 will present groundbreaking research on…wait for it…ONE-YEAR-OLDS!🤯 Prepare for deep dives into Hong…

Guy Who Invented Dip & Squeeze Ketchup Packaging Awarded Nobel Peace Prize
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Guy Who Invented Dip & Squeeze Ketchup Packaging Awarded Nobel Peace Prize

FinnMay 18, 2025

OSLO — The world-altering genius of one man was unanimously recognized on the global stage this week with the highest…

Jane’s Addiction: Officially Deader Than Disco, According to Dave Navarro (RIP Hope)
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Jane’s Addiction: Officially Deader Than Disco, According to Dave Navarro (RIP Hope)

Chord F. DiscordMay 18, 2025May 18, 2025

OMG! 😱 Eight whole months after JANE’S ADDICTION (more like JANE’S ADDICTION to DRAMA 🙄) canceled their U.S. tour because…

Sleep Token Accidentally Stumbles Onto Charts, Confuses Millions, Achieves “Success”
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Sleep Token Accidentally Stumbles Onto Charts, Confuses Millions, Achieves “Success”

Chord F. DiscordMay 18, 2025May 18, 2025

According to Billboard, SLEEP TOKEN’s fourth full-length studio effort, “Even In Arcadia”, has landed at position No. 1 on the…

Linkin Park at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)
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Linkin Park at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

American nu metal from Agoura Hills, California!

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