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Day: May 16, 2025

Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — «Nod If You Understand»
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Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — «Nod If You Understand»

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

Shock rock from South Florida!

Black Satellite in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — cover «Sonne» Rammstein
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Black Satellite in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — cover «Sonne» Rammstein

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

American rock band from New York City, New York!

AfroCode NYC: Party So Hard You’ll Forget It’s Memorial Day
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AfroCode NYC: Party So Hard You’ll Forget It’s Memorial Day

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

🎉AfroCode NYC – Memorial Day Weekend🎉 4PM-9PM. Rooftop “vibes”? More like rooftop pigeons!🐦‍⬛ Hip-Hop, AfroBeats & Soca? AKA earbleed symphony!…

Tame Impala DJ Set: Proof Kevin Parker’s Gone Full Dad Rock
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Tame Impala DJ Set: Proof Kevin Parker’s Gone Full Dad Rock

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

Orlove by Night Presents: LET IT HAPPEN: TAME IMPALA DANCE PARTY It’s gonna feel so good… We’re celebrating the music…

Oh, Great, Another Pickle Fest
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Oh, Great, Another Pickle Fest

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

More Pickles & More Fun Than Ever Before, Presented By The Pickled Guy! The 2025 Quad State Pickle Fest is…

Fiesta Asia Street Fair: Still Happening in 2025, Apparently
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Fiesta Asia Street Fair: Still Happening in 2025, Apparently

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

**OMG! Fiesta Asia Street Fair boasts a WHOPPING 1000 performers! Artisans? Entrepreneurs? More like overachievers. 20+ cultures cramming into 8…

9 Lesser-Known Healing Miracles In the Bible
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9 Lesser-Known Healing Miracles In the Bible

FinnMay 16, 2025

The Bible is full of fantastic accounts of healing miracles where people were instantly cured of leprosy, blindness, and even…

FOO FIGHTERS KICK OUT JOSH FREESE?! He’s TOTALLY FINE GUYS, Just Mildly Annoyed They Replaced Him With a Drum Machine
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FOO FIGHTERS KICK OUT JOSH FREESE?! He’s TOTALLY FINE GUYS, Just Mildly Annoyed They Replaced Him With a Drum Machine

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

Drummer Josh Freese has been FIRED from the FOO FIGHTERS! 🤣 Did anyone actually notice he was even *in* the…

The Rasmus, bless their hearts, Unveil ‘Weirdo’ Album Deets & Drop Another Earworm ‘Break These Chains’ (Please Don’t)
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The Rasmus, bless their hearts, Unveil ‘Weirdo’ Album Deets & Drop Another Earworm ‘Break These Chains’ (Please Don’t)

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

Okay, so apparently THE RASMUS, those guys who peaked in, like, 2003 with “In the Shadows” (still a banger, let’s…

PRESIDENT’s Debut Single: ‘In The Name Of The Father’ – Or How We Learned To Stop Worrying And Love the Autotune
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PRESIDENT’s Debut Single: ‘In The Name Of The Father’ – Or How We Learned To Stop Worrying And Love the Autotune

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

Behold! PRESIDENT, the most mysterious (and probably overhyped) masked British rock band EVER, has graced us with their debut single,…

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